Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Yes, "safety reasons." A mysterious satellite that just happens to "malfunction" just a short while in orbit. No self destruct mechanism. No way to bring it down safety.Danger said:I believe the Chinese shot theirs down as a weapons test. This was shot down for safety reasons.
SECURITY!!!Tyron said:....I just hope John McCain won't win the election, and that America would ease its interventionalist policies. But Im dreaming, it will never happen without drastic changes in world politics. (economical downfall etc.) Hopefully there won't be an other world war, but current events are like reading a history book pre war.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
An actual missile would be lower and slower, but would also be smaller, more unexpected, on a less certain flight path that has not been calculated precisely by scientists over a long period of time, and may include various countermeasures to ensure it doesn't get blown out of the sky. We also waited for optimal weather conditions to take out this satellite, and that also wouldn't be an option in the event of a missile launch.PRMoon said:That's right we shot down an object moving at just over 10,000 miles an hour in high orbit with a non explosive weapon and it was decimated.
Giovanni Casanova said:An actual missile would be lower and slower, but would also be smaller, more unexpected, on a less certain flight path that has not been calculated precisely by scientists over a long period of time, and may include various countermeasures to ensure it doesn't get blown out of the sky. We also waited for optimal weather conditions to take out this satellite, and that also wouldn't be an option in the event of a missile launch.
And just think -- if they take out our surveillance satellites first, we'd be in a REAL clusterf*ck.