"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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spring break what do u guys think??

18and1GIANTLOSS

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what up people, tryin to decide if i should go on spring break im 22 i got about 1800 saved up and the trip is gonna cost a Grand that leaves me with 800 left over its for 5 days in florida in a month and i gotta miss 2 days of college but whatever its school *uck it would u guys do it or keep the money basically the question is save the dough or take the trip i figure u only live once and spring break is really only for the young so spend the money what do u guys think??
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DoctorLW

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That depends. If you are going with a bunch (large group, 30+) of friends from college or who are going definitely do it, probably be one of the most fun times of your life. I remember I took a trip my senior year with about 100 kids from our school. I spent about $2000 for a 5 day trip, but it was well worth it.
 

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Maybe try Cancun...it's probably cheaper and alot more crazier lol. But I agree maybe you should save your money for something else but then again it is your choice.
 

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Dude screw that...just buy a $1500 motorcycle and spend $300 in gas going cross country...that would blow Cancun out of the water.

Of course, you can do spring break on a budget...I went with a few peeps (carpooled) down to South Padre a couple of years ago and we camped out all week. Only cost about $50 a person in gas (SPI is 12 hours away from me) and about $200 for the whole week (camping fees/beer/herb/etc..) Ended up getting free tickets to Busta Rhymes too, pretty cool deal.
 

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.....hmm I guess paradise city is closer to me then I expected lol, but really moose if you come back to SPI we should meet up and take advantage of the drunk chicks....I know me and my cuz will, we actually have a bet going into Spring Break

Whoever can fvck the most chicks by the end of SB will win 1G lol....and bragging rights.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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