Spring Break - How to get on the Women on the beach

[Dr.Gonzo]

Right, I am from a famous Spring break town (originally) and im going to visit the town tommoz for a few weeks and I was wondering what you guys thought would be good tactics to hit up women on the beach? I have lived in the UK for a longtime so I am not too familiar with spring break pick-ups etc and I will be operating on my own here. However I have a crazy anglo-american accent which is likely to work in my favour on the Southern women but I just wanted to know tactics for beach pick ups? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Captain]

Tip 1: If you see women nearby playing with a ball or frisbee or whatever, go over and join them.

Back in my AFC days, I remember sitting on the sand with some friends, looking "cool", and didn't go over and join the girls, despite blatant indicators of interest.

And remember, you're on break away from home, you won't see these girls again, so it doesn't matter if you approach, fail, and embarress yourself (not that it should really matter anyway.)

 

[Social Calibration]

If she's alone walking on the beach or something, run up and say, "HEY! I bet you can't beat me to the water!!!" she'll usually look at you laughing and will agree then you two race.

This almost always worked for me. When you two get there start splashing water at her and just take it from there.

If she looks at you strange, just say, "Awww booboo scared of da wAwterrR?" - with a fake pouting face then laugh and walk away.

Fck it dude, just go out and have fun. That's what I do lol