"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Spring Break - Caribbean/Mexico

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Guys-

I'm hoping to spend Spring Break (Feb 17-24) in the Caribbean with my girl. So I'm looking for your input from past experience as to where to stay, things to know before going, and any other insight you could provide.

Naturally, we're looking to go somewhere where we can have a great time, without the worries of bugs in the shower and undrinkable water. At the same time, we're looking for something affordable. Spartan, but clean. Something rather centrally located would be a plus too. As well as a place that offers an All-Inclusive plan (24 hour drinking FTW! ;)).. that's a definate necessity!

I've been looking around myself at the options, and from what I've read Acapulco is THE spot for nightlife. Now, I am not too crazy about clubs, but she is. I also hear that the beaches of Cancun are in a class by themselves, and that's more of what I dig.

Can someone shed some more light for me on the issue? I spoke to a travel agent today and she's mailing me a ton of info. But the more opinions, the better. Tell me about a place you stayed and enjoyed. Tell me if you went somewhere that royally sucked. Any help would be great!

Thanks guys!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by PrimetimeDeliverance
I'm hoping to spend Spring Break (Feb 17-24) in the Caribbean with my girl.
you'll regret this. I had a buddy who took his gurl to one of the islands on Adriatic sea. He later said he wished he didn't do that. He run into so many hot chicks, but couldn't do a damn thing (she was right behind him keeping a close eye on him) - he was going nuts.
 
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Point taken, but I think we'll be fine. If there are as many hot girls as you say, I'm sure we can find one who'd like to join us! :woo:

I'm more interested in any info you guys have on places to stay. But I'll keep that in mind!
 

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Originally posted by PrimetimeDeliverance
and undrinkable water.
Get ebay #8723778208. It's a lot less noticeable and insulting for you to pour your water into it than it is for you to whip out a pump and start filtering your water at the table. If you want a larger size they offer the Micro XR.
 
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