"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sporting prowess

Columbia

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We all know that girls are usually not at all interested in sports.

But, if you excel at a sport how much time should you spend on the subject? Obviously you cant keep on talking about it.

I'm a cyclist, and nearly all the girls I know are really impressed by it (not that I'm trying to impress them) and are always asking me about it. But I always kind of give a vague answer and change the subject, which sucks, because I rock :) .

Again, I'm not cycling to impress anyone, but I dont think it would do my success rate any harm if the girls in my HS knew that I am very successful.

Also, what aspect the sport should I put most emphasis on (hours spent training, pain, excitement, teamwork, etc).

P.S. If anyone has a c/f response for "Do you wear those tight shorts" I'd love to hear it :p .
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The Golden Leaf

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Obsess over it every sencond of the day. When you meet a new person brag as much as you can and put them down. :rolleyes:

it's best if someone else brings it up. Or you bring it up casually. Try not to spend too much time or your 'bragging' but don't let your skills go unknown.

Casually is best.
 

JudgementDay

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Do you wear those tight shorts?

You mean the ones that show off my sexy butt? Oh yeah!
 

Columbia

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Thank you, golden leaf, that was pretty much what I thought :)

JudgementDay...genius...:D
 
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