"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Spin off- Anti AFC promotion

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ingeniarius

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Getting back to the original topic, anti AFC beer commercials....

are you aware that Hahn means C0ck in German?

Great coincidence.
 

jophil28

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RedPill said:
:crackup: No way dude! Those are fvckin priceless!

Is this beer available in the US? I'd like to buy a case as an ode to whoever approved these ads.
This is Australian beer and an Aussie advertisement. IT was on-air down here about two years ago. Curiously women here did not complain or whine until the feminists started in with their cry baby shyte and then it was all over for that great ad.
The guy in it was the archytype of my generation- an Australian Charlie Sheen with a suntan...That "style " is almost lost now with Gen X and Y and Gen Me and all.
 

hithard

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jophil28 said:
The guy in it was the archytype of my generation- an Australian Charlie Sheen with a suntan...That "style " is almost lost now with Gen X and Y and Gen Me and all.
Its not close to being lost, and trying to hog claim this attitude for you old farts is a bit cheeky:D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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WesCottII

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Heh. Tits. . .

Dreary weather and tea and we create the greatest empire the worlds ever seen , not to mention pretty much every major invention, and the Aussies give us the barbecue and Neighbours.

Props on the try-nations atm though to be fair.
 
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