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We offer E-mail consultations! It's $300 per consultation, which includes one free follow-up. We accept credit cards! Click here to go to the E-mail consultation form page!
We also offer a service for those who just want to ask a quick question -- for $150 you can E-mail your question to us and we will E-mail the answer back to you. Click here to go to the quick question form page!
You can also send us your question (no more than one page please, including how you met, how long you're dating, rules broken, etc.) with a bank check or money order in the amount of $300, and we will E-mail the answer ASAP. Call (212) 388-7910 for mailing instructions.
We also offer phone consultations. It's $350 for a one-hour consultation, $250 for a half-hour consultation, and $150 for a 15 minute consultation. Call (212) 388-7910 for an appointment, or click here to go to the phone consultation request page! If you would like to pay by bank check or money order please call for mailing instructions. Include your phone number on your check. We will call you when we receive your bank check to set up a mutually convenient time within seven days. Payment must be made prior to a consultation and is non-refundable. We e-mail everyone back within 24-48 hours, including weekends and holidays. If you do not hear back from us within 2 days, please e-mail us and let us know you have not received our response, just in case there is a computer glitch (spam filters etc.).
Thanks! We look forward to hearing from you!
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