ok here's the solution.
lets start a movement.
every man between the ages of 25-40 is who is single picks up, en masse, all at once and moves to europe. we crash the borders. we travel across the ocean in boats and storm the beach fronts and claim amnesty.
as millions of us do so we will literally destroy north america. both US and Canadian economies will crumble over night. women will have no available quality men left and will go crazy. seniors will be screwed with no one left to fund their social security and medical costs.
the president of the united states and prime minister of canada will have to go on international television and beg north american men to return home.
at which point perhaps we will with 2 or 3 european beauties at each of our sides.