Well I've been reading a bit in here right now but everything is kind of depressing for the mood im in right now. We were supposed to be partying tonight and my friend and his gf fell asleep so im left here without my truck and very bored, so I guess I will tell everyone about last night.
Me and my friend were sitting around last night and we rndomly decided to run around the apartments we live in wearing speedos. So we went off to walmart and finally found a couple to wear. So we came back and put em on and took through the streets.
While we were walking, we were getting whisles and having girls shout to us left and right. finally we got these two girls to stop both were around HB8's and they wanted to talk to us
HB8's- Hey sexy *whistle*
HB8's-Looks like someones having a good day!
Me- Well would you look at the weather. it's calling for a sense of adventure.
HB8's- I see (smiles and glances down to check the package) So do y'all normally run around in speedos?
Me- well we didn't used to... you see we used to be apart of this nudist colony a while back, but after having an unpleasant conversation with a police officer, we decided to at slip into something decent.
HB8's- well, its very decent but i still think you'd get in trouble, its decent somewhere else though.
Me- (interupting) oh you mean like your bedroom? comon now (giving her a tsk tsk) you barely know me and you're already trying to get me into your apartment.
HB8's- well .... um....(blushing) most guys dont normally have a sense of adventure to do things like this
My friend- So what you're saying is (light kino brushing hand across the arm) is that we should be introduced properly.
Me- So it won't be wierd when you guys kidnap us and take us back to the apartment
HB8's- oh well im ****** and this is ****** (forgot the names) and who said it'd be kidnapping
my friend- im @#$%%
HB8's- nice to meet you
me- im J-bone, and for gods sake (mocking "nice to meet you") dont you thin thats a bit ordinary for something like this.(smiles)
HB8's- so before we kidnap you...
just then a cop pulls up and we both have to run and we finally eluded him to the otherside of the complex and this girl is standing outside while im telling my friend about me not really likeing clothing all that much loud enough for her to hear. she laughed so we took the opener since the ice was broken.
I gotta finish this in a minute i really need to take a leak....
Me and my friend were sitting around last night and we rndomly decided to run around the apartments we live in wearing speedos. So we went off to walmart and finally found a couple to wear. So we came back and put em on and took through the streets.
While we were walking, we were getting whisles and having girls shout to us left and right. finally we got these two girls to stop both were around HB8's and they wanted to talk to us
HB8's- Hey sexy *whistle*
HB8's-Looks like someones having a good day!
Me- Well would you look at the weather. it's calling for a sense of adventure.
HB8's- I see (smiles and glances down to check the package) So do y'all normally run around in speedos?
Me- well we didn't used to... you see we used to be apart of this nudist colony a while back, but after having an unpleasant conversation with a police officer, we decided to at slip into something decent.
HB8's- well, its very decent but i still think you'd get in trouble, its decent somewhere else though.
Me- (interupting) oh you mean like your bedroom? comon now (giving her a tsk tsk) you barely know me and you're already trying to get me into your apartment.
HB8's- well .... um....(blushing) most guys dont normally have a sense of adventure to do things like this
My friend- So what you're saying is (light kino brushing hand across the arm) is that we should be introduced properly.
Me- So it won't be wierd when you guys kidnap us and take us back to the apartment
HB8's- oh well im ****** and this is ****** (forgot the names) and who said it'd be kidnapping
my friend- im @#$%%
HB8's- nice to meet you
me- im J-bone, and for gods sake (mocking "nice to meet you") dont you thin thats a bit ordinary for something like this.(smiles)
HB8's- so before we kidnap you...
just then a cop pulls up and we both have to run and we finally eluded him to the otherside of the complex and this girl is standing outside while im telling my friend about me not really likeing clothing all that much loud enough for her to hear. she laughed so we took the opener since the ice was broken.
I gotta finish this in a minute i really need to take a leak....