Speeding ticket - worth a read for a laugh

[Bingo-Player]

I usually make my plates drive me whenever we go out

I don’t like driving much anyway i prefer relaxing as a passenger and it also makes them invest

so just before Christmas me and a plate went shopping i made her drive she wasn’t happy about it but i didn’t really care and off we went

after that she starts trying to re frame me , starts playing games and starts deliberately flirting with other guys

ok that’s fine yea i was pissed because i did like her .......... but NEXT.......... and i went Casper on the b*tch

she tries to make me crack on NYE but i stay in my frame and remain as cold as humanly possible

it took a lot out of me to walk away from this chick because i was invested and so was she but i aint having no b*tch play games with my head....... only now 2 weeks later I’m starting to get back in my zone

so i thought that was the end of that lesson learnt

today i get a message from her

“ i got a speeding ticket from that time we went shopping :l ”

Jesus I’ve honestly seen it all now ......i don’t know what it is with me attracting all these fvcking crazy chicks

You just wouldn’t tell a guy who’s quite clearly got no time for you that you got a speeding ticket , you would just pay it am I correct ?

Am i within my right to ignore this or what ?

Advise please brothers

 

[Tortendieb]

Man, don't count on me for pro advice, but it seems pretty obvious.

She knows you're ignoring her.
A ticket is something you can't easily ignore (so she thinks you will respond)
Sh1t test included, she wants to see if you feel guilty

Of course it's not your responsibility. So feel free to ignore. If that's what you want.

 

[GS750]

Trying to get you to reply. She's desperate for your attention.