Spanked a girl from work today - D'you think I'm screwed?

[Trorkin]

Okay... First of all, I'm an AFC. I've been studying DeAngelo for ages now, and I'm finally starting to use it properly.

Now. Since I've been working at my new job, I've been C&F to pretty much all the girls there - Busting on them constantly, laughing at them, etc - And they love me for it. I'm crazily popular, and they love being around me.

The one I'm talking about is kind of borderline, though. She's the one I want most, mainly because of her big old ass commanding my attention. She was very resistant to C&F at first; b!tching and whining about me being 'rude' and constantly slating her. I acted indifferent about it and now she seems to like it; laughing at everything.

Today I was walking and talking with her after work, and as I went to leave, I said 'Well, I'm going this way... So be off with you!' and gave her a quick spank.

She looked shocked and paused at first, then, looking part confused and part annoyed she said "Oi... Don't do that again". I waved a hand, said "Calm down" and walked away. She said nothing more, and carried on walking.

Now I'm worried about her screwing up my reputation. It wasn't a pervy spank; I didn't cop a feel or anything; but I work with like 60% girls, and if she's vexed and spreads crap like women do, I might be totally screwed among most of them, even though I'm more popular than she is.

Thoughts, anyone? What do you think is likely to happen? And if she brings it up, how do you think I should handle it?

 

[PVSSY-EATER]

Kid, please do not think that I am harsh okay, but I will give you the three steps that you must do in this situation...you ready....

1. NOT GIVE A FVCK.
2. NOT GIVE ANOTHER FVCK.
3. CONTINUE NOT GIVING A FVCK.

We are men, we like women. Dont say sorry for what you was naturally created to do and that is like *****es. Dont give a fvck about it, and if she does tell other hoes so what, keep your inner conviction that you are the man and they will STILL like your horny azz. You got me kid.

 

[Trorkin]

Cool... That's what I planned.

 

[Recluce]

actually her telling people about what you did can help you as well. having the balls to spank someone can be very attractive.

 

[Tazman]

I don't know about this. I'm thinking you might want to make sure she wasn't offended too much by that because physically touching a woman in your workplace is a verrrrry risky thing to do. Especially spanking her on the a**. It may not be a big deal, but make sure man, because I've seen a few guys get reprimanded for things that never even went THAT far. The "accusations" are on their records now.

 

[Lost In Translation]

PVSSY-EATER you are driving me nuts calling everyone " kid "

you are 21 years old

you are not 40

you are not Humphrey Bogart " here's looking at you kid "

you are not a Japanese Anime cartoon hero with a sidekick

constantly telling him " no way you're just a kid "

in your last 20 posts you have called someone kid 15 times !

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE STOOOOOOOOP !

lol



Lost In Translation

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[Trorkin]

Originally posted by Tazman
I don't know about this. I'm thinking you might want to make sure she wasn't offended too much by that because physically touching a woman in your workplace is a verrrrry risky thing to do. Especially spanking her on the a**. It may not be a big deal, but make sure man, because I've seen a few guys get reprimanded for things that never even went THAT far. The "accusations" are on their records now.

It wasn't in the workplace, it was in town after work.

 

[Lost In Translation]

PVSSY-EATER now that i have vented that.

i take it back. i enjoy watching you call people kid.

it brings a smile to my face

you have a great sense of humour and your posts contribute alot of positive feedback. you always try and help people on the forum

i am sorry.

please keep calling the newbies " kid "

but if you call me kid WATCHOUT lol



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[PVSSY-EATER]

lost in translation, thanks lot and hey kid, I look forward to seeing you around here again someday! hehe.

 

[Lost In Translation]

ok now to business

Trorkin if there were no witnesses

DENY DENY DENY

you can lose your job for this

you can go to jail for this

you know what that b*tch is thinking

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT..... ok wait for it.... LAWSUIT

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT LAWSUIT

ATTENTION WH0RE EGO STOKE ON STEROIDS

oh poor baby Trorkin did what to you ?

oh come her and get a promotion

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

ho$ are obsessed with getting easy money


i just wanna say something to you Trorkin

YOU DID A VERY VERY VERY STUPID THING

yes bro i know it was spur of the moment mistake

slap yourself in the head

AND NEVER DO IT AGAIN.... EVER


Lost In Translation

 

[benchod]

Yo

Its a test... dont worry, but rule # 1

DONT ****ING SLAP ANYONES ASS AT WORK..

You can get FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE....

Its call SEXUAL HARRASMENT



Relax..,............... DONT ****ING APOLOGIZES TO HER EAITHER>

 

[Trorkin]

Originally posted by Lost In Translation
ok now to business

Trorkin if there were no witnesses

DENY DENY DENY

you can lose your job for this

you can go to jail for this

you know what that b*tch is thinking

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT..... ok wait for it.... LAWSUIT

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT LAWSUIT

ATTENTION WH0RE EGO STOKE ON STEROIDS

oh poor baby Trorkin did what to you ?

oh come her and get a promotion

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

ho$ are obsessed with getting easy money


i just wanna say something to you Trorkin

YOU DID A VERY VERY VERY STUPID THING

yes bro i know it was spur of the moment mistake

slap yourself in the head

AND NEVER DO IT AGAIN.... EVER


Lost In Translation

I get sued and locked and my life ruined for playfully spanking a girl outside of work? Right... I hope that was a joke post...

I'd never have spanked IN the workplace, that's just dumb.

 

[Lost In Translation]

Thoughts, anyone? What do you think is likely to happen? And if she brings it up, how do you think I should handle it?

deny deny deny

don't be f*cking stupid and admit to a slight touch

READ THAT PART AGAIN ^^^

deny deny deny

depends on how bad she is

if she is decent ( 5% women ) she will forgive and forget


ok if she brings it up to you alone say : what do you mean ?

keep saying " what do you mean ? " until you suss out where she is going with this

she maybe recording the conversation covertly

if she is suspect

say " i don't remember doing that "

get away from her

if she brings it up infront of your boss

be cool be ready and pretend she is joking

say : " i don't remember doing that "

if they try and lay the smack down on you

" look that is a very serious ACCUSATION and unless you give that to me in writing i am not going to respond "

better yet

" i want these ACCUSATIONS in writing "

we can continue this conversation when i have this in writing

they better have 100% proof or they can be sued


now please tell me you were not dumb enough to do this infront of the store / business lobby security cameras


best of luck


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[Lost In Translation]

I get sued and locked and my life ruined for playfully spanking a girl outside of work? Right... I hope that was a joke post...

how old are you ?

YES PEOPLE GO TO JAIL FOR THIS

YES PEOPLE GET SUED

 

[Jay-X]

Re: Yo

that was a stupid thing to do.

not just because you could get fired (which i hardly think will happen)


anyway,

someone told you to deny... well, that would be very manly from you... taking responsability and all

secondly, why the hell should you spank a lady who is not a friend, but just a colleague?!


i would keep going on as never happened, unless she brings up the topic... in that case, i would say i'm sorry

 

[Lost In Translation]

Quote - Jay-X
someone told you to deny... well, that would be very manly from you... taking responsability and all

smart a$$

he didn't mean it and he is sorry.

if she is a bad b*tch he can be charged by the police and be sued.

his reputation in the community RUINED

his job lost

his life OVER

why give the woman this power ?

why trust and pray that she is one in a million and will have a sense of humour about it


DENY DENY DENY protect his life

THAT is the manly thing to do

the AFC thing to do is to give the woman the power to destroy you



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[Trorkin]

I'll admit the possible consequences, but I think some of you are really blowing it out of proportion. The two of us flirt back and forth and such, and thing aren't really 'legally-charged' like that where I live. She doesn't have the money, guts or brains to sue, and plus, we weren't at work. She doesn't know I want her, in fact she probably thinks I don't really like her much.

This isn't America, where you'll get sued for sneezing or whatever... I'm not planning to do it again any time soon, but I really don't think anything worse than a little mudslinging among colleagues will happen. I'm not about to get locked for this; especially as I meant nothing by it within the context.

 

[Lost In Translation]

I think some of you are really blowing it out of proportion

*sigh*

ok ok whatever nothing bad ever happens to innocent men

HOW OLD ARE YOU ?

WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU IN THAT ALLOWS $LAPS ON THE A$$ WITH NO REPRISALS

can you help me get citizenship in your country ?

you posted asking for advice saying you were :

Now I'm worried about her screwing up my reputation

and

if she's vexed and spreads crap like women do, I might be totally screwed among most of them

don't try and turn it around and say i am paranoid

this is an international forum

maybe post the country you are from and your age

better yet add them to your profile


Lost In Translation

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[Trorkin]

I was worried about my reputation among like 10 work colleagues, not legal consequences. She doesn't have the means to sue me, anyway.

Look, I really don't think that this'll be brought inside the workplace from outside. ESPECIALLY because there was nothing lecherous about it. I know that this CAN be sued over, but I am SURE that it won't be. Things aren't that crazy where I am, and she's not as uptight as that, I'm sure. I do have a Law degree, it's not as if I know nothing of the law.

If she walks in tomorrow to serve me with legal papers, then fair enough. I'll eat my words and grovel. But this is not a legal hotbed, nor am I a horny old bastard who she's never met before. At most I think she'll tell some people who gasp in shock and act funny for a few days.

 

[LuckyStrike]

It may not have been the brightest move...but it's funny as h*ll!