"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Space exploration promotes patriarchy

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Did you know about the sexism going on at the European Space Agency? That's the organization behind the Rosetta Mission which successfully landed a probe on a comet. "Scientists" claim the mission has helped humanity's advance in innovation, but all it really did was rape millions of women, as usual.

Don't believe me? The evidence is clear: One of the mission's lead scientists, Dr. Matt Taylor, was featured in an interview wearing this shirt:
http://www.alohaland.com/whats-new/new-gunner-girls

He claims he is "sorry" but that isn't going to bring back the innocence of his victims. What should we do? Shut down all space exploration and sexist astrology practices, or simply ban all male scientists from ever participating in another one of these "innovative" projects. Tell me, what is so innovative about hating women - men have been doing it for centuries.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/13/living/matt-taylor-shirt-philae-rosetta-project/
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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MidnightCity said:
thats a dope shlrt.
I agree. Every man needs to own at least one crazy Hawaiian shirt.
If these ever come back in stock i'm definitely getting one.
 

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If a female scientist wore a top with her bust nearly bursting out and she was called out on it, the same feminists would say the "patriarchy" is attacking her sexuality and suppressing her.
 

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Are we just gonna ignore the obvious patriarchal undertones of the mission itself? Earth sending a "probe" (or proboscis) to a small, defenceless comet and dropping a "lander" (sperm) there. Not to mention the obvious phallic shape of the launch rocket itself. The Rosetta mission was basically cosmic rape, and people are celebrating it! Rape culture, right there!

p.s. That shirt was given to him by a woman. The woman who designed it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Somehow I find it hard to feel bad for that guy. He's trying so hard to be "badass": sleeve tattoo, "risque" shirt, facial hair...and then he cries like a little girl when he's criticized by feminazis on twitter. Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe it.
 

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Bokanovsky said:
Somehow I find it hard to feel bad for that guy. He's trying so hard to be "badass": sleeve tattoo, "risque" shirt, facial hair...and then he cries like a little girl when he's criticized by feminazis on twitter. Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe it.
True. Overly tattooed millennial hipster beardos who look like they should be giving us tips on sustainable kale gardens are probably ill-equppied to deal with a flood of outraged SJW's and other assorted faggots toeing the Marxist line. Straight, white and in a male dominated science profession (coz patweearchy) He may as well have painted a target on the back of his head, the manufactured outrage was a no brainer. Leftoids always eat their own.

This story gets even more pozzed. Apparently that shirt he was wearing was given to him by some chick. He was wearing it for her.

http://nooneread.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/1380084579575.gif
 

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First he's a badass scientist, then he crumbles into a lil bıtch. The whole reason why he's doing it is so he won't loose his job. He'll be excommunicated from the science community. And THAT is pretty fücked up. All I would of done is smirked, and walked away from the interview and not said a single word. Nothing. This shıt is getting annoying already. I'd love to ask one of these femicünts to specify a period in time when women were more free than today, since they feel so fückin supressed and restrained. Watch a movie from the 50's. Men would manhandle women like motherfückers, and it was common.

Dennis Leary had it right in Demolition Man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JizGkM6gbvQ&feature=youtu.be&t=38s
 
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