"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SamePendo said:
:I HAD A NIGHTMARE!

My brother and I, him being a bit older, always competed as kids, and he always won, being older, obviously. So there is this infantile trauma there...

I dreamt, to cut it short, that my brother fvcked oneitis chick, even knowing that I liked her. Oneitis chick even gave him a bj! In the dream I was fvcking PISSSED! I don't remember the last time I was that pissed off! I started crying from the pissed ofness! Then I realized it was a dream, and struggled to wake up. It was like 3am. I woke up, sweating, crying, hyperventilating, and fvcking pissed off! It took me more than an hour to get to sleep again.
Is this real?? This is crazy! Are you insane? That's a bad question to ask because insane people don't know their insane!

What is your obsession with a 40 year old? I'm perplesed! Why the fixation?
You are acting as if she is your wife who seperated from you and now you are trying to get her back - STOP IT!!!

You look desperate - and desperation does not look good on a man!

Leave her alone!

I take it that she thinks that you are a "Player" because you are going around talking to many women and thus she rejects your advances and is stringing you along because she wants to teach a young stud a lesson and derives joy from seeing you jump through hoops! She is toying with you and you are puddy in her hands!

Just be polite and cordial to her but don't chase her!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Docs said:
LMS: You didnt' use the word "'ho" in a post. Congrats! (point aside, you're completely right)
Doc, I never call a woman out of her name! SP is not having sexual encounters with her, thus there is no justification for the "hor" label.
 

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I dreamt, to cut it short, that my brother fvcked oneitis chick, even knowing that I liked her. Oneitis chick even gave him a bj! In the dream I was fvcking PISSSED!
But hor behaviour in his dream......lead to him being pissed. I figured you would of picked up on it.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Doc, I never call a woman out of her name! SP is not having sexual encounters with her, thus there is no justification for the "hor" label.
No?

But she got her job by literally whoring. You did read the last post I made, right? She is a hor. Anyways, does ignoring her work with your advice?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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SamePendo said:
No?

But she got her job by literally whoring. You did read the last post I made, right? She is a hor. Anyways, does ignoring her work with your advice?
Yes, I did read that post but that is hearsay, speculative, not provable!

You said she asked you out first but then something changed and she has been rejecting your advances ever since – why?? Maybe she sees you as a Player, based on your conversations and interactions with other women and had second thoughts, and now wants a man who is older and who takes her seriously since time is running out for her to find a long term mate – you will just get in the way of that since you will be around her.

If she is a hor, as you surmise, then when she wants a fling she will give you hints in her conversation! Leave her alone and let her come on to you – older hors have no problem in doing this if they desire you and are lonely!

If a woman is interested she wouldn’t have given you so many excuses not to see you!


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But hor behavior in his dream......lead to him being pissed. I figured you would of picked up on it.
Haha, nice sarcasm - I’m not that bad. Can a woman be a hor because someone dreams about them doing sexual things? :rolleyes: This is how SP thinks of her – he wants her sexually so he sees her as a sexual conquest.
 

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She's almost 40, or 40.......She was married for a month.......
red flag one

...and then I asked her out, and she said she was busy all this week, I said automaticaly, "oh, well, then next week, Monday." "Oh, I'm busy that week too"
this is where i would have said; "I can get these games from any woman I know....I don't need this from you too.....*click*"

I still don't get why she was mad at you...????
 

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spider_007 said:
red flag one



this is where i would have said; "I can get these games from any woman I know....I don't need this from you too.....*click*"

I still don't get why she was mad at you...????
Some guy had this signature on a quote, saying that "there were so many red flags it looked like flag day in China."

She's fvcking mad, that's why.

On her whoring to get that job, the fact is, she was secretary to the big guy, and jumped from that to the job she has now. Maybe she didn't ho him, but she did do something fishy.
 
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