"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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daviddanJEWlo

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Guys, now is the opportunity for us to improve our game. The tragedy in southeast asia has left millions homeless, and thus millions to practice our game on. This opportunity must be used to help our game.

For only $3.99 US, i am selling blankets that we can use to initiate conversation and seduce the millions of homeless. A simple transaction such as "head for a blanket" can do wonders for both sides of the trade.

Think of the help that you are providing the less fortunate, and most importantly, think of how you are improving your game with people. Everyone is a potential opportunity to learn and master the art and science of seduction. Even the dogs and cats are that now homeless after the tragedy in Southeast asia...which is why i am also selling glow in the dark dog collars for a limited supply only for 4 dollars US. This can help you control your target as you run your patterns or what have you. Buy now and ill send very tasty dog biscuits that my wife and I have made by hand.

Remember, the people in SouthEast Asia need us, but we need them more. What's more important, improving your seduction skills or helping people? Obviously, its seduction, but why not do both and use one to help out with the more important one? It doesn't get any easier than that.

Order now and the first 10 buyers get a used sock. Its only one sock per customer, but thats good enough. This sock will allow you to perfect your creative side to essentially "figure out ways" to seduce with a used sock. Thats right, if you can seduce with a used single sock, you can seduce anything, maybe even your own mother.

go to www.daviddanJEWlo.com

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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go to hell you inconsiderate ba****d, you should be shot.

moderators please ban this a$$hole
 
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daviddanJEWlo

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I'm just trying to make some valid points and make a sale. What is wrong with that?
 

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Come to me and the point of my boot can go up your arse.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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even if you where legit about this, you are still wrong because you are not aloud to advertise on here so you are still in the wrong, then there is the fact that you are trying to take the piss out of whats happened in asia.
 

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NAB MIH ESAELP NELLA


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