Soulmate Manifesto

[Ice Cold]

Has this been posted yet?

http://www.solvedating.com/soulmatemintro.html

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I think so but that is an interesting site. It also has a soul mate calculator that takes your soul mate criteria and analyzes it with census data from your geographic area to give you the ratio of people in your area that could be your soul mate. Very interesting...

 

[Ice Cold]

I'm just starting reading it. The economics approach to love is simply beatiful and reflects the need for the result of capitalist society.

Here's an quote from it. While funny sometimes, it's also very true.

Tactics to Fulfill Sexual Needs of Love Interest

1. Have sex with love interest as soon as possible. (Assuming you are good in bed)
2. Be a great lover and get love interest hooked.
3. Use Viagra.


Tactics to Fulfill Sexual Needs Alone

1. Buy yourself a purity ring and vow to be celibate until marriage at a Christian rally.
2. Become a born-again virgin.
3. Find another addiction to replace sex - crack, heroin, money, power, or winning.
4. Take cold showers or resort to self-gratification.
5. Pursue people who are horny and offer sex for free. Be a slut. (Note: both males and females can be sluts)
6. Hire a prostitute.

 

[dearsappho]

This site is a joke, surely?