penkitten
Master Don Juan
its clean
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
SoSuave writes a story. Post 1-2 sentences continuing the previous post
- Thread starter spesmilitis
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
after the boom chicka bow wow.....
DavenJuan
Master Don Juan
................................... Andy belted a loud scream "WAIIITTTT!"Interceptor said:
full of emotional outrage, tears ran down TouchMethere's cheek while she held the blade over Andys juggler, waiting impatiently for his response..
"I do remember her" he told Stud. "she is that poster from LS that we tracked down and questioned about her strongly opinionated views"
Stud snatched the blade from TouchMethere's hand with a small but effective smile of relief said ........
penkitten
Master Don Juan
"who the heck brought back this thread.."DavenJuan said:
but nobody responded, until....
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
...His d!ck popped up and said...j0n024 said:
iqqi
Master Don Juan
"Hi! My name is.. what?! My name is.. who?!
My name is.. (erbit erbit) Slim Shady!
Hi! My name is.. HUH?! My name is.. what?!
My name is.. Slim Shady!!!"
The sosuave audience applauded fanatically...
My name is.. (erbit erbit) Slim Shady!
Hi! My name is.. HUH?! My name is.. what?!
My name is.. Slim Shady!!!"
The sosuave audience applauded fanatically...
Colin O'Brien
Don Juan
...except for colin o'brien, who was too busy eating his bacon chocolate bar to notice anything.
Suddenly a talking box of cheerios appeared, and said...
Suddenly a talking box of cheerios appeared, and said...
iqqi
Master Don Juan
"Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?"
The sosuavers applaud fanatically....
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?"
The sosuavers applaud fanatically....
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
The apocalypse happens, the universe ends and begins again, the world reappears, loads of sh'it happens and in the end we return to where we were previously, more or less, except that everyone has green skin and Oprah is God.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
goddess..of tv that is.. and on her show today, we saw...Gubby said:
Satan repent.... then god laughed and took his mask off to show that he was the real satan all this time.... then satan takes off his own mask to show himself as god............ then superman arrived on scene and killed them both.penkitten said:
Millions of catholics embark on an orgy of debauchery and sin, but then realise that it's just not fun if god's not around to tell them off.
Genghis_Khan
Don Juan
So Genghis Khan became the new god and conquered half the world again until Hitler came back to life and...
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
ran out into the street to shout at ....
DogFashionDisco
Senior Don Juan
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a group of carolers, telling them to "keep it down". Immediately realizing that this group of carolers were in fact...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.