"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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sosuave.net on encyclopedia dramatica

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O.k so i type in sosuave.net in google and this is the description 'bout the site on encyclopedia dramatica:


SoSuave.net is a message board community that encourages young men to deny their faggotry by sitting at a keyboard and banging out pure apocryphal **** about the sex lives they wish they were having with nubile young women they can't possibly attain, and also advising other "young studs" on how to have the same lack of life and masturbatory fantasies. Lulz are immediately apparent when one happens on threads like this, where the little "Don Juans" (as they refer to themselves) are ****ting their pants over the possibility of being trolled.

Anatomy of the Don Juan

"Don Juans" prefer to act as if they are leaving a string of broken hearts and longing pussies in their wake as they move from one "conquest" to the next. Reality could not be farther from this. Typical Don Juans are 13 year old boys who hold the lofty aspirations of one day becoming full-grown chavs, who will no doubt be found in any given club on any given Satuday night looking for their next mealticket for bragging-rights (not to mention access to her Visa).

The Dons are inherently insecure and unable to visualize being attached to one woman, since they've lived their lives watching one parent or the other hook up with an endless string of coked-out failures.

It goes without saying that there is an inherent level of faggotry present among their activity, the same kind that can be seen by the football team bragging about how big their ****s are, and definitely fueled by the same insecurities. The average Don Juan uses these behaviors to overcompensate for his lack of any actual experience with dating, and psychologists agree that this is no less than a precursor to full-blown homosexuality.


from: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/SoSuave.net
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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It looks like whoever wrote that up was once part of the community, in order to be fueled to say such damning words he probably asked for advice, went through with it, utterly failed, gave up on losing his virginity, and tried getting back at this community by spreading this false advertising. If not there's an obvious grudge he has against this community, perhaps a female? Wasn't there a woman that came here that fueled a heated debate against all of sosuave a while ago?
 

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Its not a grudge message.

That entire site is a comedy website.

They make fun of everything on it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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:nervous: I knew that :rolleyes:
 
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Yea that seems not so serious.

But on a more serious note, would it be possible to make a wikipedia entry for sosuave? I noticed it has not been done yet. Or would it even be possible?
 

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I'm suprised they didn't mention "Almost-Rape" in that article :p

Also checking the picture they have, it's VERY recent.From may this year :p

Anybody remember anything from back then? some big drama worthy of ED?
 
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