"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sosuave it's all here....One stop shopping!!

Helter Skelter

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Not everyone might be aware of all the services Sosuave provides. Here is just a reminder:


1) Sex and Relationship advice (Many of our members have actually had sex. And more than half have kissed a girl).

2) Health and Fitness (Does your penis hurt? Chest pains? Let one of our members diagnosis you. Why waste time at the doctors office)

3) Financial Advice (This is one of our newest specialties. Our forums are bursting with money making ideas.
Our members have an extensive background in the financial markets. Besides receiving weekly allowance from our parents, many of us have summer jobs. Over 15% of members are employed full time and have a wealth of knowledge to share with you)

4) Spiritual advice (Are you having trouble finding your way in life? Let one of our members guide you the way.

5) Masturbation (What more can we say. We are currently the world leader on the topic. EVERYTHING is covered, (techniques), is it good?, is it bad? (how to refrain), (how to increase enjoyment). Many leading academic centers consult us for advice



Sosuave.....were not just girls:rockon:
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SELF-MASTERY

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So Suave is a dysfunctional family.
 

Vincent

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Sounds like a cult.
 

Blue Phoenix

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SELF-MASTERY said:
So Suave is a dysfunctional family.
How did you discover that? :eek:

:crackup:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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PRMoon

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I found this very humorus and very scary at the same time:nervous: :crackup: :nervous: :crackup:
 

Tomatoes

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You forgot to put at the bottom....


All we need is your credit card details.


Which will be taken by volenteer accountant Tomatoes.

PM me your credit card info!!!

:up:


Nah i see what your trying to say Helter....the sites changed.....its gone abit weird....

Hopefully its a phase.

Plus Desdinova is on the case. Nice closing on the other political posts and the financal disclamier....LOVE IT! :up:
 

Rollo Tomassi

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This makes me curious about how people go about introducing other guys (particularly AFCs) to this forum. One must be careful in informing others of this info.
 

Bad_Lil'Pixie

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You have to love it though.....

...even those I totally DO NOT agree with, I appreciate them, they make me think outside the box and more in depth.

...to witness and be a part of a persons growth.

...to see how someone's actions or words had an unbecoming consequence and to apply their error to your life WITHOUT repeating it.

...to say to yourself, almost daily, "OMG!!", over some topic or issue.

…to hear words I don’t want to hear because they're not “my way”.

...to appreciate my lover and my life more and more.

...to see first hand that each person has challenges and desires to face them.

...to see how ego and/or feelings really do matter and how fragile they truly are.

I could list on forever, but I won't, you add your own appreciation of the S-I-T-E.

You just have to love the "melting pot" of opinions, expressions, talents, gifts, humor, love, hate, spice, wishes and so much more, all kept properly stirred by a staff of dedicated mods.

Really, what's not to love?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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SELF-MASTERY

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The biggest lessons that I have learned from this site is to stay the hell away from the main forum.
 

MuayThai

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Helter Skelter said:
5) Masturbation (What more can we say. We are currently the world leader on the topic. EVERYTHING is covered, (techniques), is it good?, is it bad? (how to refrain), (how to increase enjoyment). Many leading academic centers consult us for advice
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

HA HA HA it's funny because it's true.

I think this site should be split in two. One side for dating, one side for self improvement.
In actual fact thier should be a third forum of masturbation disscussion LOL :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Bad_Lil'Pixie said:
I could list on forever, but I won't, you add your own appreciation of the S-I-T-E.
;)



You can even develop better grammar and expand your vocabulary here at SoSuave!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Brian20o2

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Vulpine said:
You can even develop better grammar and expand your vocabulary here at SoSuave!
Me: Before I came to Sosuave I used to type like this "hello evryone, i have a prob" Now I can type properly and look more professional when arguing over somthing entirly meaningless on a internet forum. :)
 

Vulpine

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From:
Brian20o2 said:
Me: Before I came to Sosuave I used to type like this "hello evryone, i have a prob" Now I can type properly and look more professional when arguing over somthing entirly meaningless on a internet forum. :)
To:
Brian20o2 said:
Me: Before I came to SoSuave I used to type like this: "hello evryone, i have a prob" Now, I can type properly and look more professional when arguing over something entirely meaningless on an internet forum. :)
Ahh... much better.

Let me help you Brian20o2. In your signature, "Life is beautiful.
The one who gets to the top is the one with the most drive to sucseed.
Patience is a virtue, but sloth is a curse.", "sucseed" is actually spelled "succeed".

And just like that, another person's life is improved! Such a helpful community!
 

Brian20o2

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Vulpine said:
From:

To:

Ahh... much better.

Let me help you Brian20o2. In your signature, "Life is beautiful.
The one who gets to the top is the one with the most drive to sucseed.
Patience is a virtue, but sloth is a curse.", "sucseed" is actually spelled "succeed".

And just like that, another person's life is improved! Such a helpful community!
*Bows*
 
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