"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SoSuave 2.0. An Upgrade or Total Crap?

Don Ronny

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It's amazing to me how addicted I used to be to this place and now the very idea of posting seems like more of a hassle than anything else. I haven't logged in for months now and I didnt figure out why till today...a big lightbulb went off in my head and I came to a staggering realization...

THE NEW SOSUAVE SUCKS BIG, SWEATY DONKEY BALLS.

Am I the only one who finds all the whistles and bells here annoying? It seems that pages take twice as long to load and call me silly, but I miss the classic blue and white theme. The new look has only succeeded in reinforcing the fact that this place just aint what it used to be. The AFC to DJ ratio here has steadily plummeted over the years and now I gotta wait LONGER to listen to these poor suckas whine about their lives. Is it any wonder the real playas dont hang out here anymore?

Hell, forget about game. I already know how to lay chicks. But what kept me coming back here was the interesting topics of conversation and the people behind them. Nowadays it seems that the vibrant characters and personalities that once populated this forum have either been banned or simply moved on. Sure you have a few stragglers holdin it down and its nice to have posters like Rollo, A-Unit and a handful of others who actually have a set of nuts in their pants, but for me the magic of this place is just ...gone.

I am not saying that SoSuave is hopeless, nor will this be my "last post ever" as I cry out for attention. I just want to know if I am the only one who is repulsed by the changes that have taken place here (in terms of speed/performance and overall vibe)

And just to show I am not another whiner I propose a simple solution to attract better posters.

1. Offer a "Classic" style chooser. Posters can view SoSuave in blue/white or even go old school with that tan theme. If the place feels more like home, maybe some of the better posters will stick around.

2. Do something about the performance issues. The forum takes FOREVER to load and it makes me think twice before posting anything.

That is all.

Good day
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ntssv

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You can change the colors at the bottom of the page. My pages are blue/white.
 

Bonhomme

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I don't like the fact I have to login again most of the time when I reply to a post or edit one of my posts.

Just had to in order to correct a typo in this very post! :mad:
 

Vulpine

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click the little box that says: remember my password on this computer
or whatever it says in the login area

I never have to login from my work computer, ever.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Skel

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I would like pink with a border of daisies
 

Blackdragon5095

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I used to run around trying to look smart by answering all the questions. Now days I do field reports and help people in the field.
I DO NOT HELP KEYBOARD JOCKEYS

When I see a topic like,

how to get laid
is this girl interested in me ?
why can't I get any girls ?


I just ignore them.
 
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