"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Sorry...Wrong Number

Robert_F

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Recently, I started getting text messages from some gal named Theresa, (I don't know any Theresa.) She was stating that she was at the garage and the mechanic said she needed a new engine in her car. She wanted to know if she should go ahead and get one. I replied back that she had the wrong number.

A few minutes later I get another text from her. She is now saying that it's imperative I respond with a yes or no as soon as possible. She added that the cost would be about $2000 for the work. Again I replied she had the wrong number.

A few minutes later she sent still another text that read, "Damn it as!hole, answer me. I need an answer now since you will be paying for the new engine and I can't keep this guy waiting."

Giving up and since she already labeled me as an as!hole, I answered, "Sure, go for it." THIS text message she replied to with, "Hey, thanks sweetie!" (I guess she wasn't happy with any answer but yes.)

She was told TWICE she had the wrong number. I just hope "sweetie" doesn't mind that she is as dense as concrete and due to her density just cost him two grand.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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