"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sorry but i gotta say this.........

Fenderules

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some of you guys seriously need a good kick in th rear man. Get off this site and go do something.


I thought i was bad on here before when i was a bit younger........ spend all my time on here (back when i was 18)


and i here about stuff like "how do i text message this girl"



like for god sakes man.......... if you were one of my buddies, i would seriously kick you in the ass.......believe me i would be doing you a favor.


I used to be in the same shoes as a lotta people here and i just got so sick of it i kicked myself in the ass cause i could not stand it.


anyway thats my rant.............. but seriously........... like just go somewhere and do something.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Amen!
 
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