Sorority Serenades

[RaMar]

I'm a pledge for the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity at my college and we do these Serenades every year where we go over to the Sorority houses and introduce ourselfs to them and their new members introduce themselfs to us. We introduce ourselves by saying something like "Hi my name is Fredy and I make spaghetti." Just something really ****y and funny that the girls will always remember us for.

So anyways I have do this next week and I was hoping to get some ideas from you guys as to what my line should be. It can be sexual or whatever, I'm just going for something really ****y and funny.

My name is Rob by the way so the more it rymes with Rob the better.

 

[pimpfromdayone]

"Hi my name is Rob, so come slob on my knob."
"Hi, I'm Rob, and I was wondering if you would care to join me for a little corn on the cob."

Haha, yeah, funny to a stoner maybe.... hehe. Chicks will laugh at anything though...

 

[RaMar]

pimpfromdayone those are perfect! I will definately be using those. The more I have the better cuz I know my pledge bros will be stealing my lines.

 

[arlanda]

Just a piece of advice ... make sure the delivery is perfect

 

[blueangel83]

"Chicks" laugh at anything? ACTUALLY if a guy makes stupid jokes, the truth is, we are laughing at him not the joke. It's usually a variation of: "what an idiot" or "what a retard" or "what a dumb ass".

Now, if we're really laughing hard then we are impressed with the guy and the joke itself.

 

[Smooth Player 056]

Originally posted by blueangel83
"Chicks" laugh at anything? ACTUALLY if a guy makes stupid jokes, the truth is, we are laughing at him not the joke. It's usually a variation of: "what an idiot" or "what a retard" or "what a dumb ass".

Now, if we're really laughing hard then we are impressed with the guy and the joke itself.

get off this site dike

 

[pimpfromdayone]

Originally posted by blueangel83
"Chicks" laugh at anything? ACTUALLY if a guy makes stupid jokes, the truth is, we are laughing at him not the joke. It's usually a variation of: "what an idiot" or "what a retard" or "what a dumb ass".

Now, if we're really laughing hard then we are impressed with the guy and the joke itself.

Well, that's just because you're a bit-ch.

No normal, mature woman thinks negatively all the time like you do. How dare you laugh at them. Who do you think you are anyway? You need to be fu-cked hard up the ass, without lube, by one of your "players," so hopefully in the future the men don't have to put up with your dam-n overinflated ego so much.

 

[blienk]

Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
"Hi my name is Rob, so come slob on my knob."
"Hi, I'm Rob, and I was wondering if you would care to join me for a little corn on the cob."

Haha, yeah, funny to a stoner maybe.... hehe. Chicks will laugh at anything though...

Better yet, combine the two...

"Hi, my name's Rob so come slob on my knob like it's corn on the cob."

 

[TxCowboy]

Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
"Hi my name is Rob, so come slob on my knob."
"Hi, I'm Rob, and I was wondering if you would care to join me for a little corn on the cob."

Haha, yeah, funny to a stoner maybe.... hehe. Chicks will laugh at anything though...

Well sorority chickz are an exception to the rule ... slutty as all get out; so Im sure they'll eat this up

 

[pimpfromdayone]

It's actually a Three Six Mafia song: "Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, check in with me, and do your job.... etc."

Ahh, those crazy little sorority chicks.... wait a minute they're not really "little," hehe. Anyway, I don't like them, for obvious reasons, but they're fun to tease.... problem is most of them get offended really easily, being the bit-ches that they are, but ah well, there's still some entertainment value in them.
Tell them some sorority girl jokes:

"How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
One. She holds on to it and the world revolves around her.

"How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Two. One to call daddy, and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

"How do you get a sorority girl into bed?"
Throw a candybar on the bed.

"What is the sorority girl mating call?"
"I'm sooooo drunk, I sooooooo druuunk."

Also you need to tease them about what they actually do in their sororities. I like to tell them "I know what goes on in that house young woman." or something to that effect, haha. They know what I'm talking about and they always respond with, "We have a lot of "fun."" Hahaha. Enjoy yourself man.

 

[Mjfan12]

I got to attend something similar to this next week.

Im excused from it, but I'll be watching the other guys make fools of themselves. lol.

But these sorority h0s have such damn attitudes. Easy to push their buttons. Im getting decent with dealing with these girls, unfortunatley not much transfers over to a"real" girl.

 

[pimpfromdayone]

Dude, just ask yourself, what kind of a girl joins a sorority? The bit-chiness just stems from the stupidity. Then you have the halfway intelligent girls in there who hate most men and want to rule the world or some shi-t... it disgusts me.

 

[tristan22]

I've only met a hand full of cool sorority girls, and the rest were total a$$holes!

 

[pimpfromdayone]

Yeah, I avoid those bit-ches like the plague. I hate to come across as negative all the time, but these girls are just not worth it.

 

[blueangel83]

Internet pimp is a loser.

I am telling you EXACTLY how females think. If you chose not to believe me then DON'T!

I have lived in many different states and have been exposed to many different females. They ALL talk sh*t about guys who act like a dumb ass such as yourself internet pimp.