"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Sony buys Alamo Draft House Cinemas

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Expect picket lines outside of every ADC now, and justifiably so. Allowing an industrial titan like Sony to acquire that chain ignores the monumental power differential which exists between the folks who produced the multi-billion dollar franchise that is The Spider-Man flicks, and aficionados of cult and genre films which have made only millions/Sometimes much less, and are nowhere near as world renowned as Spidey is


Both Sony and Alamo are woefully obtuse to the horrendous psychic trauma that's likely to be inflicted upon their patrons, each time they sit down to a screening of Deathstalker 2 or Coontown, only to recognize: "The forces of Mainstream Capitalistic CIS Heteronormative Hollywood have infringed upon our Indie Safe Space!!!"

Hell, as someone who's tastes in cinema lean avant garde myself, I'M developing PTSD just thinking about this sh-t!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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