"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Songs for us men

jhonny9546

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Yo men! Which are your favourite songs in terms of how the lyrics talk about this man life?
I personally love "My way" and "Avrai"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Scaramouche

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Hi Johny,
For real Mens Songs I go To Peter Dawson singing Kipling Songs like "Mandalay"...For I've a Maid who's neat and Sweeter,
In a green and pleasant land.
or "Danny Deever"
All the young recruits are shakin'
an' they've earned their beer tonight
After hanging Danny Deever in the morning".
 

RoadKing_Rabbit

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I'd say a going classic that seems to hit all those topics is "Cat's in the cradle." Other honorable mentions are "I'm Tryin'", "Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums", and "Freedom of choice."
 
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