"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sometimes I feel disgusted thinking how many D her mouth and vajayjay she has taken.

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And if the guy has some deep **** problems in his mouth and made out with her and eaten her downmouth... Just disgusting and the worst thing is you can almost assume most girls are like that.

Do you guys feel like this too?

This is one of the main reasons I want to have a relationship. With completely pure clean or at least almost clean girls.

Actually, this feeling has come up lately pretty much.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Therapy
 

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Get over yourself. Some girl my be disgusted with the same thought about you. The fact is if you want to think about things literary sex is actually gross. Sticking a part of your body inside another person.
 

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time to grow up and be a man
 

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Most girls are defiled by 20, something you got to learn to live with.
No ones a saint. Introducing this quote to your life I think would help:
"Her past is none of your buissness and your past is none of hers"
Excluding the obvious things ( she cheated on her ex, murdered children, etc.)

But hey if you only want purebread, fresh and holy untainted virgins, there's nothing wrong with that.
I find that experience to be weird and prefer someone with some experience

However , this does not mean I'd deal with a woman who have been decimated by 5 football teams and all immediate family.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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BraddH said:
And if the guy has some deep **** problems in his mouth and made out with her and eaten her downmouth... Just disgusting and the worst thing is you can almost assume most girls are like that.

Do you guys feel like this too?

This is one of the main reasons I want to have a relationship. With completely pure clean or at least almost clean girls.

Actually, this feeling has come up lately pretty much.
My life story.

You are not alone
 

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LOL @ this thread.

Some of you guys have the weirdest complexes, issues, and limiting beliefs.

Get over them. It's holding you back.

Threads like this are one of the reasons why I don't tell people I know I'm part of the forum. Guilty by association of the weirdness.
 

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dude, you have to realize. girls LOVE ****. they WANT to get ****ed A LOT more then guys. the ONLY diffrence between gilrs and guys. is:

guys will be OVERLY sexual about it. girls won't risk being judged ( being called a slut) so they won't

once you realize sex is no big deal and everyone dose it. the sooner you can get over this
 

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:crackup:

Accept it and form you standards from it. Nothing wrong with you feeling disgusted; it's a good way to shed the feminine mystique. However, like said above, no need to let it limit you. Enjoy the ladies for what they offer you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BraddH said:
****ing disgusting.
its ok kid, you're obviously not ready for sex yet, stick to sesame street and video games for now
 
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foreverAFC said:
its ok kid, your obviously not ready for sex yet, stick to sesame street and video games for now
Someone needs to add this quote to there signature. Gold.
 

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Vice said:
Someone needs to add this quote to there signature. Gold.

I like it,

if ppl irl knew the things Ive done with chicks :crackup:
 

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There's this thing called soap and water. You won't find another dude's dried up love juice on a chick I promise
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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