“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

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I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Man begs doctors to undo penis enlargement surgery

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/04/imjusttoobig/

Just one month after undergoing a penis enlargement surgery, a patient of a Moscow plastic surgery clinic has asked the doctors to restore the original size of his penis.

In February the 40-years-old man, identified as Konstantin F., came to the clinic complaining he was too small, Life.ru website reports Monday.

The man wanted to add an extra two-thirds to his penis and get 25 cm (9.8 inches) instead of his 15 cm (5.9 inches).

The doctors tried to persuade the patient that his penis was ideally sized, warned that he may be unhappy with the results of the surgery, and even showed him a life-sized replica of a 25-cm male organ. But the man stood his ground and demanded the operation.

The surgery was completed in two sessions, and happy Konstantin returned home almost twice as large as he used to be. But in just one month he was back at the clinic again, this time asking to undo the enlargement.

“He said no woman wants to be with him anymore,” Life.ru quoted one of the doctors as saying.

“He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, swore he would never be so stupid again.”

However it will take six to eight months before a second surgery can be performed.

“If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” the doctor said.
 

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How the hell do they even add 4 inches in length to a penis though surgery? Cut the thing in half, add in 4 inches of some other dudes penis and then reconnect the tip?
 

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Yeah there's a reason that happened in Russia, pretty sure they don't stitch ****s together in America.
 

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Julius_Seizeher said:
Yeah there's a reason that happened in Russia, pretty sure they don't stitch ****s together in America.
Don't hate on the Russian scientists Julius_Seizeher,

I'm pretty sure Konstantin achieved what he originally wanted through surgical means :up:
 

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A frontal lobotomy must have been performed on the large brain for the material to stuff the small brain.
 

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Mosnews. Wow, you boys will believe anything you read. Written in English. Mosnews is as bad as the English language version of Pravda. According to Mosnews you boys have all met space aliens but just won't tell the Russians about them. I think they have already guaranteed that the USA/Israel would attack Russia at least ten times before. Great stuff.
 
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