"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Something wieERDD!!!

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Man after watching 28 weeks later that movie... it scared the **** outt of me! But some part of me awkardly wants that to happen in real life. I cant explain it but its like after we are going to go through something like that life is going to be so cherished... and a simple matter of picking up a girls will be seen as nothing... I mean think about it we humans are o fukking ignorant and so self righteous.. I know thats not all true but 99% of the world is like that I think. Some of us cant even get along with our neighbors. I think it is only when we have gone way too far that we realize we made a mistake.........
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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No man really feels alive till he's face with death. That's when your face with what really matters and what doesn't.
 

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Tyler Durden: Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

I just had to lol.
 
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