"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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something on my eyelid?

Vincent

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Hey all.

Well two days ago, my eyelid was sore. It hurt to the touch, etc.

This has been going on since, but today i noticed that there is a bumb of sorts on my eyelid. I'm kinda worried.

I'm thinking it may be a zit or something, but if you guys have any ideas of what it is, i'd appreciate it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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tipsy_619

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I remember one of my homeboyz in highschool had that on his eye. He said it was called a "Sky" or sumthin like that. It started off lookin like a lil zit but after a couple weeks it was huge and nasty looking. He went to the doc and got sum medicine for it. The medicine made it open up and the hard stuff inside came out. Then it was cool after that.

While he had that on his eye he was a chump with low self-esteem & no confidence.

Now that its gone hes the same over confident ******* like b4.{glad to see him as his old self again}

People with no self-confidence are annoying to be around! So if thats what happens to ur eye don't let it effect ur confidence.
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by tipsy_619
I remember one of my homeboyz in highschool had that on his eye. He said it was called a "Sky" or sumthin like that. It started off lookin like a lil zit but after a couple weeks it was huge and nasty looking. He went to the doc and got sum medicine for it. The medicine made it open up and the hard stuff inside came out. Then it was cool after that.

While he had that on his eye he was a chump with low self-esteem & no confidence.

Now that its gone hes the same over confident ******* like b4.{glad to see him as his old self again}

People with no self-confidence are annoying to be around! So if thats what happens to ur eye don't let it effect ur confidence.
A "sty". It's an infection which is why puss (that hard stuff) comes out of it.
 

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I guess i should have said its under the skin. So its not really going to affect my confidence. Its just annoying and painful.
 

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Had a sty myself. Go to a doc and get some antibiotics to treat it.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I get them from time to time, they clear up before long.
 

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Originally posted by jonny football hero
I get them from time to time, they clear up before long.
That's been my experience as well.
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by Cbaoth
Had a sty myself. Go to a doc and get some antibiotics to treat it.
Alrighty.

Hey on a side note are antibiotics affected by alcohol. Uhm a friend want to know... ya.. a friend...
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Originally posted by Vincent
Alrighty.

Hey on a side note are antibiotics affected by alcohol. Uhm a friend want to know... ya.. a friend...


I used to take antibiotics for my acne(which didn't help). I drank as much as ever and never had a problem.
 

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If theres alot of pollution in the air, or if I go out without sunglasses on, I have the same problem. If the smog is really bad then I get bumps on my tongue and cannot speak without alot of pain.

Sucks.:(
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Cbaoth

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Well there is a warning not to drink whilst on antibiotics, but I know alot of people that do.
 
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