Something for her to remember me.

[Bryan Tucker]

I've met this cute girl and I'm sure we both like each other.

I just want to give her something that represents my love for her. Something that could make her remember me. Can somebody please give me some advice on what I should give?

If anyone needs to know.....it's a long-distance relationship and just to mention, I don't think something edible would be nice. If I'm wrong, please do tell me.

So, um... what kind of things would be suitable to give her?

 

[Serenity]

it's a long-distance relationship

Why are people enthusiastically putting themselves through torture like this?

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Why are people enthusiastically putting themselves through torture like this?

I agree. Long distance IS torture unless you are non-exclusive. And if your non-exclusive, your out of towners shouldn't receive a bulk of your attention.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

Part of me thinks this is a troll. But I'll give in some.

You don't give her SOMETHING to remember, you be SOMEONE to remember. Note the difference.

 

[Weaver]

I just want to give her something that represents my love for her. Something that could make her remember me. Can somebody please give me some advice on what I should give?

An orgasm.

 

[Glassguy]

I've met this cute girl and I'm sure we both like each other.

I just want to give her something that represents my love for her. Something that could make her remember me. Can somebody please give me some advice on what I should give?

If anyone needs to know.....it's a long-distance relationship and just to mention, I don't think something edible would be nice. If I'm wrong, please do tell me.

So, um... what kind of things would be suitable to give her?

Your love for her? It sounds like you just met. And it's long distance.
Want her attention? Find a chick that's much closer and don't use the like or love word again.

 

[bigneil]

Never give gifts until you've at least kissed her and she's expressed romantic interest and you've had a date, and even then, never expensive gifts. I sometimes give them a small box they can open containing high quality chocolate, organic energy bars and health supplements because food gives them a sensual experience and supplements (like Spirulina and Valerian) make them healthier. Maybe a real silver dollar.

In your case, an old-fashioned hand-written letter in cursive can work wonders.

 

[dude99]

I've met this cute girl and I'm sure we both like each other.

I just want to give her something that represents my love for her. Something that could make her remember me. Can somebody please give me some advice on what I should give?

If anyone needs to know.....it's a long-distance relationship and just to mention, I don't think something edible would be nice. If I'm wrong, please do tell me.

So, um... what kind of things would be suitable to give her?

You don't have a long distance relationship. You have a pen pal. Long distance relationships do not work. You can't keep their interest level up when you aren't there.

Also you just met her so how can you love her? Why do you want to show a stranger how you love them? They will see you as a stalker.

Best thing you can give her is escalation.

Don't put all your eggs in this basket.

 

[The Duke]

The best gift you can give her is sechs like she has never had before. That will leave an emotional dent she will remember forever.

 

[icantgetlaid]

I normally have a lot of respect for this community's general critical thinking skills & intellect but how does 99% of the people who responded not see that this is an obvious troll?

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

I normally have a lot of respect for this community's general critical thinking skills & intellect but how does 99% of the people who responded not see that this is an obvious troll?

Because this is still a question that can be beneficial for other members here if answered, hence my response. He may be a troll, but he didn't ask a troll question.

 

[old_skoolr]

Stick it in her a.ss

 

[Dingo]

At first I was thinking troll.... then I thought how many of us have been there....

OP.... Do what you wish.... Just be ready for pain.

 

[El Payaso]

Buy her a bouquet of roses, chocolate, ten cards expressing your undying love for her, 2 extra large teddy bears that plays a recorded voice of you singing a love song to her and a brand new car.

She will definitely remember you while she is getting her brains fvcked out by Tyrone.

 

[icantgetlaid]

Because this is still a question that can be beneficial for other members here if answered, hence my response. He may be a troll, but he didn't ask a troll question.

The whole post is satirical (including the screen name): The only responses in this thread should be ROFLs.

 

[Desdinova]

Give her your c0ck.

I don't think something edible would be nice.

A c0ck is edible.

People remember good sex. If you give her some piece of 5hit you bought in a store, she can easily throw it away. The memory of good sex will stay with her forever.