"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Someone tried to prank me through AIM

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You know one of those bots that your idiotic friend pranks on you? Well, unfortunately for that friend, he didn't trick me at all. Take a read at my AIM skills. It's worth it if you don't want to get pranked by your 10 year old buddies.


t0uchd0wn93173: hey cutie im megan igot your name through a friend whats up
bbq1: hi
t0uchd0wn93173: what areu doin?
bbq1: making an aim bot to trick someone thinking its someone else
t0uchd0wn93173: lol sorry, im no bot
bbq1: i didnt say you were
t0uchd0wn93173: really?
bbq1: hi
t0uchd0wn93173: what are you doin?
bbq1: hi
t0uchd0wn93173: how r yuo?
bbq1: who's the friend that told you about me?
t0uchd0wn93173: sorry, I am forgetful lol
bbq1: if you don't tell me, i'll know you're a bot
t0uchd0wn93173: u sure? hmmm maybe not, can we talk tho?
bbq1: yea wanna know my secrets?
t0uchd0wn93173: cool
bbq1: hi
t0uchd0wn93173: howsi t goin?
bbq1: i think the bot programmer needs some spelling classes
t0uchd0wn93173: i would probably feel the same way lol
bbq1: hi
bbq1: hi
bbq1: hi
t0uchd0wn93173: hows i tgoin?
bbq1: hi
bbq1: hi
bbq1: hi
bbq1: hi
t0uchd0wn93173: what r u up to?
bbq1: hi
bbq1: hi
t0uchd0wn93173: waht are you doin?
bbq1: hi
bbq1: hi
t0uchd0wn93173: ohws it goin?
bbq1: hi
t0uchd0wn93173: how are you?
bbq1: oh, megan i know you
t0uchd0wn93173: :p
t0uchd0wn93173: maybe ;-)
bbq1: you wanna cd?
t0uchd0wn93173: em? no...
bbq1: read my profile
bbq1: tell me what it says
t0uchd0wn93173: ahh my computer keeps freezing on me!
bbq1: tell me what my profile says
t0uchd0wn93173: how can i tell you something i don't know?
bbq1: tell me what my profile says
t0uchd0wn93173: how can I tell you something I don't know?
bbq1: what's the name of my screenname?
t0uchd0wn93173: my name is megan
bbq1: your bot programmer is an idiot
bbq1: tell him that for me
bbq1: ok? thanks bye
t0uchd0wn93173: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
t0uchd0wn93173: dont try and start something with me *****
bbq1: good one
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LOL
 
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lol

damn these bots are starting to get smart... in 5 years time i bet we wont be able to tell the difference between a bot and a a human:D
 
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