someone shoot me. please. i'll provide the shotgun.

[dannowillbookem]

i cant believe it. i made the most idiotic mistake ever. i think...am i in love?

like this is idiotic. three dates and i havent gotten anything from this girl. ANYTHING. i'm a pretty experienced dj. play the field and have a playa rep. but my god i cant get over this chick. i know i know next her and i want to so bad but i just cant. shes smoking hot. shes a year younger than me. she lives 20 minutes away (which might as well be hawaii when u cant drive) i get to date her at the movies only sometimes. shes so strange. i know she digs me. like mad. her friends say so. she says so. and i dig her. but wow she will not even get me a kiss! A KISS. she says shes given two hand jobs and has been fingered. but shes ****ing holding out on a kiss. everytime i move in she gives me a weird face and i'm like **** maybe she doesnt want it yet. and then i pull back. worse thing was on our second date i didnt kiss her and she immed me when i got home ASKING WHY I DIDNT KISS HER. my god. she makes a weird face everytime...i ask her about it and shes said 1) she sometimes does it and doesnt even know and 2) (she said this once) shes not used to hot guys digging her? i mean im like in love here and i hate myself for it.

idiot idiot idiot.

anybody have any advice? i know i'm usually the one dropping tips but this one has me going mad twice insane.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Tell her to stop watching Pretty Woman.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Tell her to stop watching Pretty Woman.

That was penkitten that wrote that. haha

 

[08aisaac]

Wow it just hits you and you don't know wha to do about it. Maybe her game is really good. Maybe she has game so good that no one on this board has ever experienced it. Maybe she is the anti-christ. Oh wait I know the anti-christ and she isn't it. lol. Too bad.

Well she is really hot and her school is full of AFC's so she has never been dated by real guys. But you said she had been fingered so probaly not. Well I would advize step up your game a little or to go on another date and make out with her.

 

[MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO]

i can only imagine how experience her game is if shes doin all this 2 ya. sounds like shes playin ya dawg. next time go on a date tell her u gotta go talk 2 a few freinds(or somthing, make somthing up) then go talk 2 some other girls so ull have more options! it show that ho whos in control n that u can drop her n go out with some1 else if u want 2...see this is what we all call jealousy! lol alot of times id like 2 go tell the girl im goin on a date with that i need 2 go greet some freinds n then go get chicks number then i come back n give her a big grin while puttin that number in my pocket. it drive her crazy. but im not quite sure what ur doin wrong n theres many mistake i can point out on ur game(not gonna mention tho) just go on regular dates n try more C&F, kino i dunno something new!

 

[dannowillbookem]

ah i feel stupid. i tell her about my dates with other girls and she knows i'm a player. its just shes setting off my game. whatever. if i dont get anything next date i'm nexting her.

no ho plays me.

 

[08aisaac]

That's the attitude.

 

[StrangeButTrue]

She's a DJette!

Don't you see she's doing some of the same stuff we teach here? Being a challenge? Making herself scarce?

The player is now the played.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why women are the most dangerous game.

 

[Juggalo]

This girl sounds really dumb...if she's done stuff with other guys but won't do **** with you...forget her.

 

[Walking Anomaly]

I'd have to agree with both...this girl sounds kinda like a dumb DJette.

It's either that or she might be an AW, in which case, you can find tons of other hot girls out there who wont make it half as hard for you to get one lousy hook-up.

Girls are a dangerous game, but man is it fun.

 

[Big Eee Zee]

Originally posted by StrangeButTrue


The player is now the played.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why women are the most dangerous game.

Well put, sir. Hats off to you.

 

[sinner]

Maybe your breath smells like a dead rat

 

[dannowillbookem]

haha no.

i've decided to give her one more date, and if nothing happens, she can find someone else to annoy.

 

[08aisaac]

too true ^ Danniel is about the most playa that I know. lol. Except for me of course. With me chicks never even saw it coming.

 

[dannowillbookem]

Originally posted by 08aisaac
too true ^ Danniel is about the most playa that I know. lol. Except for me of course. With me chicks never even saw it coming.

ahhh, 08aisaac, u make me scoff.

plus i'm beating u by 6 posts. WHAT NOW! haha

 

[08aisaac]

Damn yeah you are but I will win. I always knew you loved beating me. So I guess you're out of your rut?

 

[dannowillbookem]

Originally posted by 08aisaac
Damn yeah you are but I will win. I always knew you loved beating me. So I guess you're out of your rut?

definetly. we'll probably go on a weekday movie date (our first date was one and it was surprisingly fun with barely anyone there) and if nothing happens shes gone.