"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Someone is stealing my number 2?

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So... my number 2 FWB is getting hit on by her boss?

She's still mine. But I can see what he is doing, and sense he's gonna be hitting it soon? Any advice on this?

Or just grudge **** her once more? I like to win? :-(


EDIT: i don't want to go down to her backup plan. :-(
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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chuck-101 said:
So... my number 2 FWB is getting hit on by her boss?

She's still mine.
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No, she's not yours. Wh0rz are for everybody but for nobody. Get your share while it lasts.
 
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Amoka: Women have sex. Not sure how experienced you are? This is common amongst attractive women who work in an office with wealthy men.

Again, if I wanted her to be "mine" she would. Just don't like losing. Thanks for the opinion.
 
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BrainDamage92

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Dude, she is a ho, youre a male ho.

Take an internet *****slap from me ******slap* oh forgot the baby powder
 
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sylvester the cat

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chuck-101 said:
Just don't like losing.
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If she's a genuine FWB you have nothing to lose. She's free to sleep with who she likes. That's the whole point of FWB.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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With this happening the price for a clean bag of urine will double....no triple. The price of poo poo will stay the same.
 
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Shes a FWB....but she's your FWB????

I dont get the logic of it.

Your not in relationship so its none of your business who she bangs.

Your catching feelings mate.
 
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way2smart

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how do you know she is getting hit on by a boss?
Did she tell you that? if she did, then don't worry she just wants you to make herself your number 1, which by the way maybe working based on the fact that you took the time to create this thread.
 
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Who cares she's fvcking other dudes... big deal. The women I see all fvck other dudes.... so what. Just wear a condom.

Another thing.... don't have #1, #2, #3... They are all just women you are sleeping with that is all. No one is better or worst than the other.
 
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