"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Someone, help... please..

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Well, im really glad that I can now say I'm no longer a virgin. Yea.. i finally 'did it'.

But, now I'm worried...

I was going down on my girl for like 10 minutes and she was orgasming like mad, she was totally into it man... she couldn't handle it anymore and FORCED herself onto me... she said 'now its my turn to please you' .. i totally thought she was gonna give me head.. she told me to close my eyes and she stuck my wood in her cooter... i was like 'omg this is great' .... i came pretty fast, but so did she, it was almost simoultaneously.

But whatever, thats not my concern. My concern is that i didn't have a condom.. but she claims that shes on the pill. She told me i could even look at her bottle to see that shes up to date. I came so fvcking much in her.. im worried like a mofo now.... What to do?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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BlahBBlah

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she's on the pill. no worries. i think those things have like a 98% success rate or something like that.
 
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Plus you already came in her, theres nothing you can do on your part except wait a few months and throw her down the stairs. If you don't learn to wrap your jimmy now, after getting use to going bare back its going to get very expensive paying for child support to umpteen different women.
 
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You may have a "Hor Baby"!!!

Quit eating a hor's hole - you filthy bastard!!!
 
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Cruise

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You're gonna have a gremlin of a mut that has a penis bigger than yours is...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Soprano

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shes probably on the pill, but yo get ur coat hanger game straight just incase

:(

nah im playin, but u should always wear condoms no matter what, g
 
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BlahBBlah said:
she's on the pill. no worries. i think those things have like a 98% success rate or something like that.
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A good friend of mine just got his gf pregnant while she was on the pill. It is not 100%.
 
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just make sure you tell your kid he was a mistake and that his mummys a whor
 
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