"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Someone Called Buddha is Sending Spams! Ban Him!

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It goes like this:

Hi,
I'm new here, how's it going?

"Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: it transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural & spiritual, and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things as a meaningful unity" - Albert Einstein

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I like this quote:

penkitten said:
just cause someone is a bud dist does not mean they are a preacher, and even if they were... why would that offend you?
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Offend is the key word. It's pathetic how a small e-mail could be offensive. It's hard to offend me, because I'm open to everything. I never even got e-mail like that. I never got any spam at all. I bet they only send it to people that are easily offended, or get emotional about the littlest of things.
 
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Devil, God, Jesus..

So much bull sh!t..

Hey, I have a question. If you were to find out that Jesus is nothing but a fraud, and that Jesus is evil, and that Jesus is gay.. What would that make the Devil, or the anti-christ?


If I'm John, what does it makes you?


:D :D :D The God as we know it in Christian religion is nothing but a parody of ancient Egyptian worship of the sun. Jesus is the Sun of God. :D :D :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I got his spam like a moth or so ago, all you have to do is delete it wy is it such a big deal?
 
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What's the big deal? Evangelists preach all the time and they got annoying. Don't we tolerate them?
 
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djtdot said:
What's the big deal? Evangelists preach all the time and they got annoying. Don't we tolerate them?
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Yeah especially the women and her crazy kids holding the signs "God hates f@gs" and rally at funerals of American troops. I'm surprised they haven't been shot.

Buddhist are much more peaceful then Christians. How many religious wars have they participated in?
 
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