Someone Analyze this Situation

[DJStrawberry]

So this HB8.5 girl that I went to school with calls me out of the blue. I have not spoken to her in a year. I went to school with her and cheated on my ex girlfriend with her and got caught like Pee Wee Herman jerkin off in an adult peep show. After I was caught, this girl and I fvcked around off and on for a little bit. We fvcked like banshees but were way too similar in personalities and clashed like crazy. She's the really aggressive type and has a history of being a seductress. She absolutely Female PUA'd me back when I cheated on my gf. She called my house and wanted "help" studying spanish (I had a 2.2 GPA in high school; all i did was do drugs and fvck *****es so obviously I'm a great tutor), so I went over to her house and she perfectly timed my arrival with her getting out of the shower wearing a very small towel that covered just below her ***** and only covered half her titties). I forgot I had a girlfriend after seeing that; we ended up studying anatomy rather than spanish that night. Anyways, on with the situation.


She calls me out of the blue to see "how I'm doing". The reason why we had not talked in over a year was because I cut off ties with the ***** cause she flaked a few times and I wasn't willing to put up with that sh!t from old Pvssy. I swear she is a female DJ, the ***** got more game than parker brothers, but her game couldn't save her from being old pvssy. We chop it up for a little bit, I give her my typical **** and there was a nice buildup of some sexy tension from both sides throughout the convo. I half jokingly say, "so how is your boyfriend doing?" even though the last time we had spoken she was single. She responds by "how did you know I had a boyfriend?" I tell her that "you are like my sister (my sister piggy backs her bf's), you always need a man in your life." Anyways, she tells me a little bit about him but then breaks the fvck down mid convo. The girl was fvcking sobbing and ****, telling me that she had an abortion and that her boyfriend handled it like ****..blah blah blah..What the fvck? Am I fvcking Maury Povich? Why are you calling me? I am NOT the father! I try my best to get her laughing quickly and turn the corner outta that mess. Anyways, she called me again a few days later. The conversation was a whole lot of nothing other than me just cracking jokes and making her laugh. She then tells me to give her a call because she wants me to call her because she always calls me....two times in a span of a few days after not speaking in a year and she always calls me? *****es are crazy.


I havn't called her because I don't know what the **** to do. What is the play on a former LTR type ***** that showed some flake, currently has a boyfriend, hasn't spoken or seen me in over a year, initiates contact, tells me about fvcked up personal ****, is recycled pvssy but phenomenal when fresh and seems to have decent IL? It's fvcking kooky when someone you were fvcking (she was essentially my gf) tells you about their abortion with their current boyfriend. Is she trying to seduce me again? Am I just someone she feels she can confide in? How is that possible? I just told thousands of strangers her baggage on an internet forum! I don't want to hear about my Exes Aborting Kids! (I know what you are all gonna say...this ***** got issues and stay away but she's an aggressive *****..and the more I ignore her, the more she tries to seduce)

 

[DJStrawberry]

come on..there has got to be someone with a cent or 2

 

[DJStrawberry]

Obviously she ain't too happy with her man and is going back in her past memories and remembering old-flames etc etc. Kinda like what happens to dudes in the military when they are FAR FAR away. You begin to remember who you used to have fun with from the opposite sex, pretty much out of all the dudes who she had fun with and was somehwhat attached to thus...she has a thing for you.

You being the genius you are when it comes to "anatomy" she most definatly is looking to study or atleast find out if their are seats "available" in your class. Considering how she isn't doing so well this semester and the ones in the past, she needs a new professor. Me personally I wouldn't even mess with this chick because somewhere in between that story I smell bullsh** up the ass. Keep in mind that SHE made you cheat on your GF thus she is at fault as well. Don't get into any relationship with this trick except for a fcuk. Strictly physical and if she is a PUA like you say she is...out "game" her ass and seduce her to the depth of her core and domiate her like she yearns to be.

Holla!!!.

Which story do you smell bull**** in? Mine? Or her abortion story? I think you are talking about her abortion story, and if she is bull****ting then she should go to Hollywood cause she cries on cue very nicely. I feel you on the relationship part. She is the type of girl that has no gf's because she is really hot and other girls are envious of her and worried she'll steal their men. She also has hell of guy friends which always turned me off to locking her down.

 

[Crank_It_Up]

invite her over to your house for (any reason will do here), tell her you are afraid to come to her house because of a certain towel. When she shows up, answer the door in a towel... you know what to do.

 

[DJStrawberry]

Her abortion story. I just don't believe it because I've had girls previously play that type of game where they try to lower your guard down and weasel their way in. People don't realize it but it fukin works.



I don't believe that either. I understand MOST women can get insecure when a really attractive women is around BUT their has to be a reason for them to think that way. *Hint hint*...because she MIGHT just be the type to steal a girls man. Having TOO many guy friends is a sign which plays ALL to well into the type of chick she is. You be the better judge. :trouble:

You are right. She has proven that she isn't a good friend. It's fvcked up. Back when she got me to cheat she became really good
"friends" with my gf before it went down. I think it was her way of being able to be close by me and get me thinking about her. She is a great Female DJ cause she sees all the angles.

I forgot to add...almost 2 years ago she flew down to see me from Canada (she moved away from cali with her family). She had a different Bf at the time and was in a relationship with him. She stayed with me for a few days and her Canadian bf found out. She confessed to me when she was with me that she wanted to be my gf and would leave her bf, I didn't accept. So she went back to her old bf in Canada and the dude ended up calling me on my cell phone to ask questions about what the **** happened. Awful awful experience. He threw her out of the house for a few nights and threw her clothes in the streets and pissed all over them:crackup:. I think I would be friends with that guy in a different situation. I lied my ass off to her bf and said we were just friends, blah blah and fixed their relationship for the time being but they eventually fell apart when she moved back to cali. Has anyone ever been with a girl that cheated on her significant other with you and then were asked by the girl to lie and fix her relationship?

 

[DJStrawberry]

invite her over to your house for (any reason will do here), tell her you are afraid to come to her house because of a certain towel. When she shows up, answer the door in a towel... you know what to do.

I'm skinny and have a hairy chest and legs...imagine a younger borat without the stash...i cannot pull it off the sexy time the way she did.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Skinny Borat, this hor is getting the treatment of a hor from her current pimp - he didn't want a hor baby and probably slapped her around and threatened her (as pimps do) until she killed the baby!! All hors regret abortions because they have blood on their hands and between their legs!! She longs for the day when you treated her like a princess and not like the hor that she is!! Pimps don't respect hors - they use 'em!