Centaurion
Master Don Juan
Hey guys!
It’s 10.00 am here, and I just got back from the craziest party I’ve ever been to. I’m still drunk, but I thought I’d get this down before I forget anything. I’ve noticed that a week does not go by without one of those “I’m in College - how do I meet chicks?” posts. Well, the answer has been told numerous times, but I can’t stress this enough :
JOIN A SPORT!
That’s it. There is nothing more to it. If you’re in College / Uni, join a frigging sports team. It doesn’t matter what sport it is as long as you join up. The benefits of this are ;
- meet a new circle of people
- you stay active
- social proof
- endless hook-up opportunities, i.e. cheerleaders!!
Yeah, yeah this is nothing new and has probably been said a million times. But it’s true.
Anyways, over to my story – I joined the football team this year, and damn it was like stepping into a Warp-field and being transferred to Poontang Heaven™.
Yesterday I got an email from some cheerleader chick where she was inviting the football team to a “…private party with the Cheerleaders.” It was held at a place that I didn’t know about and I also had a ‘date’ set up with a FB, so I actually considered not going. But I wasn’t sure so I sent an email to the football team saying : “Are these cheerleaders hot? You know, like worth going to XXX hot?”. Or that was what I thought. Somehow I screwed up and ended up sending that email to the entire cheerleader squad as well as the team.
Heh, it made for a very interesting night.
Fast forward a couple of Sake-bombs – I had a pretty good buzz going on when I showed up at that party. The second I stepped into that place, I swear to ****ing God, EVERY chick in that place gave me the evil eye. Not a good thing for a rookie, but man, it was ****ing hilarious.
I get a beer and strike up a convo with this really petite-brunette-tight-ass-with-delicious-titties-cheerleader. I think she was a HB 9 (‘think’ is the key word here guys, I had massive beer goggles going on). The convo went something like this ;
HB9 : “You’re the guy that sent that email, right?”
Me : “Uhh, what email!?” pretty bad reply, I was caught off guard
HB9 : “The one where you asked if we were hot enough….well are we?” with a really *****y tone
Me : “Not from here, I think you have to do a little spin for me” in a really non-chalant tone, like I didn’t think she was hot
HB9 : *gives me the evil for the second time*
ME : “Ooh, you just lost a couple of points for that one!” I read about the ‘point-system’ in one of GGTW’s FRs. It works like a charm.
And I went over the guys and starting drinking like the HB9 didn’t exist.
All night long I had chicks coming up to me and asking about the email I sent. They were craving affirmation that they were as hot as all those AFCs thought they were. It was pure attention whoring going on, but I simply refused to give them that affirmation and the attention they needed. In my drunken state I was neg-hitting left and right and going totally C+F on them.
I was a pure *******.
But guess what?
IT ****ING WORKED!
I ended up macking with this blonde HB7.5 in front of the HB9. It was so awesome because as I was making out with the HB7.5 I held eye-contact with the HB9. It seemed to piss her off. this went on for a while, but it was getting late (or early, depending on how you look at it), I thought it was about time to leave.
As I walking out of the bar the HB9 came up to me :
HB9 : “You really like her (referring to HB7.5)!?”
Me : “Not really, but was fun”
blablablabla HB9 seeking approval, me neg-hitting her
Then she goes :
HB9 : “hey you want my number?”
just out of the blue, I’m like HOMERUN BABY!!!!
Me : “Naah, not really. I got to go now. Bye” I thought for a second there that I’d pushed it too far
HB9 : “Wait, what’s your number then?”
HOMERUN BABY. HOME-****ING-RUN
I gave her my number and left.
And just half an hour ago I got a text from her, saying
“Hey, it’s HB9. What are you doing tonight? I was just gonna chill tonight, wanna watch a movie at my place?”
Result of night :
0 numbers
1 macking
1 guranteed lay
Holy Crap. This has got to be my longest post to date. Hehe sorry about that guys!
It’s 10.00 am here, and I just got back from the craziest party I’ve ever been to. I’m still drunk, but I thought I’d get this down before I forget anything. I’ve noticed that a week does not go by without one of those “I’m in College - how do I meet chicks?” posts. Well, the answer has been told numerous times, but I can’t stress this enough :
JOIN A SPORT!
That’s it. There is nothing more to it. If you’re in College / Uni, join a frigging sports team. It doesn’t matter what sport it is as long as you join up. The benefits of this are ;
- meet a new circle of people
- you stay active
- social proof
- endless hook-up opportunities, i.e. cheerleaders!!
Yeah, yeah this is nothing new and has probably been said a million times. But it’s true.
Anyways, over to my story – I joined the football team this year, and damn it was like stepping into a Warp-field and being transferred to Poontang Heaven™.
Yesterday I got an email from some cheerleader chick where she was inviting the football team to a “…private party with the Cheerleaders.” It was held at a place that I didn’t know about and I also had a ‘date’ set up with a FB, so I actually considered not going. But I wasn’t sure so I sent an email to the football team saying : “Are these cheerleaders hot? You know, like worth going to XXX hot?”. Or that was what I thought. Somehow I screwed up and ended up sending that email to the entire cheerleader squad as well as the team.
Heh, it made for a very interesting night.
Fast forward a couple of Sake-bombs – I had a pretty good buzz going on when I showed up at that party. The second I stepped into that place, I swear to ****ing God, EVERY chick in that place gave me the evil eye. Not a good thing for a rookie, but man, it was ****ing hilarious.
I get a beer and strike up a convo with this really petite-brunette-tight-ass-with-delicious-titties-cheerleader. I think she was a HB 9 (‘think’ is the key word here guys, I had massive beer goggles going on). The convo went something like this ;
HB9 : “You’re the guy that sent that email, right?”
Me : “Uhh, what email!?” pretty bad reply, I was caught off guard
HB9 : “The one where you asked if we were hot enough….well are we?” with a really *****y tone
Me : “Not from here, I think you have to do a little spin for me” in a really non-chalant tone, like I didn’t think she was hot
HB9 : *gives me the evil for the second time*
ME : “Ooh, you just lost a couple of points for that one!” I read about the ‘point-system’ in one of GGTW’s FRs. It works like a charm.
And I went over the guys and starting drinking like the HB9 didn’t exist.
All night long I had chicks coming up to me and asking about the email I sent. They were craving affirmation that they were as hot as all those AFCs thought they were. It was pure attention whoring going on, but I simply refused to give them that affirmation and the attention they needed. In my drunken state I was neg-hitting left and right and going totally C+F on them.
I was a pure *******.
But guess what?
IT ****ING WORKED!
I ended up macking with this blonde HB7.5 in front of the HB9. It was so awesome because as I was making out with the HB7.5 I held eye-contact with the HB9. It seemed to piss her off. this went on for a while, but it was getting late (or early, depending on how you look at it), I thought it was about time to leave.
As I walking out of the bar the HB9 came up to me :
HB9 : “You really like her (referring to HB7.5)!?”
Me : “Not really, but was fun”
blablablabla HB9 seeking approval, me neg-hitting her
Then she goes :
HB9 : “hey you want my number?”
just out of the blue, I’m like HOMERUN BABY!!!!Me : “Naah, not really. I got to go now. Bye”
I thought for a second there that I’d pushed it too farHB9 : “Wait, what’s your number then?”
HOMERUN BABY. HOME-****ING-RUN
I gave her my number and left.
And just half an hour ago I got a text from her, saying
“Hey, it’s HB9. What are you doing tonight? I was just gonna chill tonight, wanna watch a movie at my place?”
Result of night :
0 numbers
1 macking
1 guranteed lay
Holy Crap. This has got to be my longest post to date. Hehe sorry about that guys!
