Jair213
Master Don Juan
bare with me
i'm the ugly dude in the front of class that snitches on the cheaters
suckin up to the teacher wit ears bigger than shaqs sneakers
and a forehead the size of screens at drive-in movie theatres
i haven't been blessed with a good smile or cute dimples, lets keep it simple
I'm ugly as **** man...i got pimples on my pimples
and a strange growth-on-my-neck..i even singed up for a Freakshow.....they wrote-me-a-check
the type of face no-one-forgets, i went to the doctor for my deformity, he said "go-to-the-vet"
i can't get a girl cuz there's always so mush strain-on-my-vocals
i sound like a broken flute-and could win a pog game-wit-my-'focals
when i ask for dates chicks say-that-i'm-loco..the closest i get to 'embracement' is puttin a dame-in-a-choke-hold
after bein rejected for the 50th-time..i get slapped jus for askin chicks-for-the-time
i guess you could say, that i stick-to-my-grime, cuz i don't bath..i smell like a pile of ****-in-it's-prime
walkin in 'public' is not-too-smart-see...they say 'indescent exposure'...then look for the cop-to-nark-me
man...my looks just are not-too-hardy...i couldn't even get a date at a costume-party
my frame looks like i been goin without rations-for-weeks, only chick i could get is one wit a passion-for-geeks/
i wish i knew what happened-to-me, all i know is when i was born my moms took a slap-to-the-cheek
lookin like i been smokin crack-for-a-week...plus i can eat a ****in steak through the gap-in-my-teeth
my gums smack-when-i-eat...and i got corns that look like cracker jacks-on-my-feet
i go to the mall, smile-at-a-girl, attempt to say hi-&-they-hurl..
when spittin game i try-to-be-thurl, but it's hard to get a ***** when you the ugliest guy-in-the-world
i'm the ugly dude in the front of class that snitches on the cheaters
suckin up to the teacher wit ears bigger than shaqs sneakers
and a forehead the size of screens at drive-in movie theatres
i haven't been blessed with a good smile or cute dimples, lets keep it simple
I'm ugly as **** man...i got pimples on my pimples
and a strange growth-on-my-neck..i even singed up for a Freakshow.....they wrote-me-a-check
the type of face no-one-forgets, i went to the doctor for my deformity, he said "go-to-the-vet"
i can't get a girl cuz there's always so mush strain-on-my-vocals
i sound like a broken flute-and could win a pog game-wit-my-'focals
when i ask for dates chicks say-that-i'm-loco..the closest i get to 'embracement' is puttin a dame-in-a-choke-hold
after bein rejected for the 50th-time..i get slapped jus for askin chicks-for-the-time
i guess you could say, that i stick-to-my-grime, cuz i don't bath..i smell like a pile of ****-in-it's-prime
walkin in 'public' is not-too-smart-see...they say 'indescent exposure'...then look for the cop-to-nark-me
man...my looks just are not-too-hardy...i couldn't even get a date at a costume-party
my frame looks like i been goin without rations-for-weeks, only chick i could get is one wit a passion-for-geeks/
i wish i knew what happened-to-me, all i know is when i was born my moms took a slap-to-the-cheek
lookin like i been smokin crack-for-a-week...plus i can eat a ****in steak through the gap-in-my-teeth
my gums smack-when-i-eat...and i got corns that look like cracker jacks-on-my-feet
i go to the mall, smile-at-a-girl, attempt to say hi-&-they-hurl..
when spittin game i try-to-be-thurl, but it's hard to get a ***** when you the ugliest guy-in-the-world
