"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Guys are always so quick to call themselves hunters. but are we really? Hell NO! we are the prey. the skimpy outfits girls wear are like bait for us. We can't resist therefore we approach. The way the girl moves taps into our senses and we must go for her. Even though we make the approach, we are the prey. They have different smells to them, we are like bears going into the bear trap between their legs. Then snap, you their babys daddy. Just something to think about.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This aint come from me. this came from an e-mail from a friend. Trust me, I aint like this. I posted it cuz its funny
 

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I'm with JT Money on this one. The stories of you beating up, or rather getting beat up by, fat chicks are getting old. :rolleyes:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by joecollapoppa
I never get beat up by fat chicks, HB8's or higher :D
Even worse. Fat chicks at least got weight on you. If you're letting hotties beat you up you ARE a f'in b!tch. I don't see why you're so proud of it. :eek:
 

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If you post something that isn't yours, make a note of that in the post. Otherwise, I have to do this:

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