Some pick up line tactics to use in school

[joecollapoppa]

So you want that girl in school eh? here are some tactics you can use.

1) Swat the girl's notebook off her desk and tell her you're sorry.
pick it up and introduce yourself.

2) huddle with a group of friends, look at the girl and say "yeah
she looks cool". walk up to her and introduce yourself

3) Hit her with a paper ball and say "oops that was meant for that geek over there. and introduce yourself

4) Ask to borrow her pen, she'll ask for it after class. thank her, introduce yourself

5) bring a fishing rod to school, get her caught on the hook by hooking it to her shirt and say i caught one. (I actually did this. girl sat in front of me)

6) put a post it pad sheet on her back that says loser. then take it off a little later and show it to her. tell her that you don't think she's a loser.

7) Look at her and wink. judging by her face, go up to her or not

What im trying to say is that for those that find it hard to approach girls should try these to break the ice. at least show the girl you're interested. she don't like you, move on. letting her see that you moved on might raise her interest.

Remember, if you resist getting "laid" you will get laid

 

[comic_relief]

or you could go with

"Hi, my name is [fill in your name]. What's yours?" while initiating kino in the form of a handshake and later in the convo ask for her number

 

[p-tang]

haha i love the post it pad idea with loser on her back.

 

[Dapper Swindler]

Number 1. Hah!
I can just imagine going up to a girl sitting at a disk and throwing all her notebooks on the floor. Then say "I'm sorry, let me pick that up for you."

 

[M2k961]

IMO, all those are impractical and unneeded. Especially the fishing rod one...

I think it helps in all approaches to act like the host of the area you are in, or the person in ultimate control of the area you're in.

If she's in your class, you simply go up and say:

"Hey, I haven't seen you around here before. My name's ____."

Blah blah I don't feel like typing any more. This stuff is common sense, people..

 

[peter_g]

Funny

Funny thread!!!!! At least I hope this was all supposed to be a joke!!

Do you know how dorky and how much of a loser you would look like winking at some random girl!! And the fishing pole story!!!! I won't even comment on that one.

 

[Don_Marko]

Dude some of these are very creative!
Have you field tested any of them? These could work in high school... wouldn't recommend it for college though

 

[squirrels]

Yeah, when that fishing hook ends up in her skin instead of her shirt, you can go to the hospital with flowers and introduce yourself.

Plus you forgot 8) Let her fat friends beat the sh!t out of you.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Or 9) dodge cars or trucks or else you will become roadkill
for squirrels only