"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Why people bother to continue their relationships when they're WAY beyond repair blows me away.

I got a message from my former mistress today. She informed me that her and her fiancee are now in an open relationship. She is free to fvck any guy she wants with one exception (guess who the exception is :D )

I have no clue what the details of this relationship are, but it's obviously very messy. The guy proposed to her after he found out she screwed around on him. After the engagement, she screwed around on him again with a different guy. It's so fvcking obvious that the relationship is dead, but yet they're trying to make it work by opening up the sexual gates.

Why? Why? Why? Why can't people just say "this isn't working, let's go our separate ways". Why must they make sure that the house is burned all the way to the ground?

It'll probably end after she fvcks some other guy. I've never seen an open relationship work.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Desdinova said:
It'll probably end after she fvcks some other guy. I've never seen an open relationship work.

B...but she's already been f*cking other guys.

She'll have to lose all respect for him and get f*cked by another guy in front of her to make him totally fed up.
 

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ThunderMaverick said:
B...but she's already been f*cking other guys.

She'll have to lose all respect for him and get f*cked by another guy in front of her to make him totally fed up.
She's already lost all respect for him. It just keeps going, doesn't it?

She'll have to develop an emotional attachment to the guy she's fvcking for it to end. She did that with me and ended up moving out on him, but she went back to him a month or two after I ended the affair.
 

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It sounds like the kind of thing where the guy has given up on ever having self respect and he knows this so he figures well, if i'm gona be a complete loser I might as well not be a lonely one. Thats my take.
 

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This happens because Men fail to learn how to live and be comfortable with themselves.

I would rather jack off myself than marry a cvnt who cheated on me twice...
Some guys man I swear KNOW US KNOW US KNOW US KNOW US
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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samspade said:
Why? Because some men would rather be with a woman who F's other guys than be alone. Sad but true.
This is the gospel truth, man. There's this terrible sense of panic in most guys when it hits them that they might be alone.

The first thing that every guy thinks is that he'll never get laid again, never even get a date again. I think all of us have had this feeling at some point in our lives.
 

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Hostile environment that leads to low self-confidence breed guys like him.

Do you think he would tolerate this crap if he was in latvia where the male to female ratio is not screwed as the one in the usa? where 90% of the girls are slim and attractive.

What the guy is saying is, im drinking polluted water cause the other options are drinking radioactive one or dont drink at all.
Would you drink polluted water if you were living in front of a river?

The guy is not stupid it's just that he make plans according to his low self confidence and his effort to "save face".
 

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I always chuckle when I see woman on social networking sites actually utilizing the "In a open relationship" option in their relationship status. What's even better is, "It's complicated" which we all know is codename for "Hey guys, me and my boyfriend are fighting, so fvck me now so I can rationalize to myself that I did nothing wrong."

Fvcking great.

Back to the point though. I completely agree. Why try and salvage something beyond repair? Anyone I know who has tried these "open relationships", it never worked out. All it does is stretch the messiness and pain way longer than it needs to be.

-Scars
 

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st_99 said:
It sounds like the kind of thing where the guy has given up on ever having self respect and he knows this so he figures well, if i'm gona be a complete loser I might as well not be a lonely one. Thats my take.

Having been there myself before finally wised up, yeah thats it in a nutshell.
 

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If I was ever in a LTR and she cheated, I'd do what it takes to ruin her life completely. Legally of course!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Desdinova said:
Why people bother to continue their relationships when they're WAY beyond repair blows me away.
Not me, most men are in serious disrepair and nothing anymore surprises me. As for women? See above plus the whole branch swinging and never without orbiters thing.

Borknagar said:
If I was ever in a LTR and she cheated, I'd do what it takes to ruin her life completely. Legally of course!
Seriously? The irony is all the expended energy your giving her is reaffirming her unique special snowflake opinion she has of herself. Would just be something she can talk about during conversation lulls with the new bozo about " the crazy obsessed ex who's making her life hell" It's phucking chick crack my friend.

I'd personally make it my mission to prove with 100% believability that I wasnt really that phased (sadly I dont even think I would be in all honesty). Wish her and the new fella all the best, then maybe next week she will see me with a younger and hotter chick.
You can bet your ass that would do far more damage than giving her another "story" to share about how bad men are.

Who said we are all just renting the puzzy? He was on to something. Mind you I like to think I'm the one who decides whether or not to renew the lease.
 
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