Some one just... KICK MY *ehem* PLEASE!

[slitherjef]

Seriously. Just kick my ass...

This evening, my buddy calls me up (the one who is good with the ladies) out of the blue says, "Hey, whats up! Wanna get laid?" Me, I'm sitting here just half a sleep since the neighbors decided to have a domestic last night, till like 4 in the morning. So I'm basicly zoned out. Work week sucks and blabla bla. So I get the call, he says, "All you gotta do is buy some flowers" I tell em like erm okay what ever, "WHAT!? your gonna get some?" He is like, "No, YOU are, just got to buy some flowers"

Im sitting here thinking, man, two weeks ago you tried to set me up to get laid to one of your freaks friends and that never happened.

"I aint gonna buy no flowers" is what I said. And that was pretty much that. I guess the chick was with him because I heard him say something like, "he aint gonna buy flowers"

Then we cut the phone call off.

Right after I hung up I was kind of in shock. Not sure if I want to believe him or what. Go on a possible blind lay? Is that what one would call it? I don't know.

Probably should have called his bluff to see if he was bluffing, but its too late now.

Now I am sitting here thinking, maybe I am a moron. A puss. I don't know. I think I need my ass kicked

 

[Play the Game]

They're prolly just fvcking with you because they think you'd do anything to get laid. They got bored since they couldn't play their little game.

Why would a slut want flowers?!? Think about it...

 

[Man Man]

How good a friend of yours is this guy?

 

[DJVladdy]

thats the most random shiit ever. But hey i woulda tried it i mean its easy asse whatever

 

[Quiksilver]

You did the right thing.

Get laid on your terms, not your friends.

And it sounded like they were playing you.

 

[slitherjef]

Thanks all. Makes me feel better. Still probably need my ass kicked to get motivated....

We recently moved and there is not crap out here. Lets see, a safeway, fast food joints, a chilies and thats about it. Well, Macdonalds. And the bus line where I got to commute to work (hope to change that soon) and of course work. No wonder I am not motivated.

When I want my buddy to come over so we can go out so he can show me how its done and I can do on my own terms, crap he is always busy. Starting to piss me off.