quakerstate
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I was wondering what food you all eat for meals and how much carbs/protein are in them. I'm getting tired of my meals so I'd like to hear some new ideas.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Some of your meals
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
That was, beautiful. *Tear*Originally posted by GigaloDJ
I just ate a small bag of Doritos. "Cooler Ranch!" flavor.
Calories - 140
Total Fat - 7g
Total Carbs - 18g
Hope this really helps!
Anyways, just create random stuff. Take a day to experiment, or go look at bodybuilding cookbooks in the bookstore.