"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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At my university, the fine arts faculty have been showing some movies that are supposed to be "artistic", one of them is some people playing bloody knuckles and slaps with each other (it is always a male female couple playing together). When the guy slaps the chick on the hand, she lets out a scream like she is getting freaky, so a bunch of guys I have been hanging out with came up with a good idea. Instead of a movie that only sounds like a porno, why dont we just put a porno in the DVD player? Now we just need a porno...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fine art! lol. Where can I get a copy of this "Orgasmic Knuckles" tape?
 
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I could pee in a bowl of cereal, draw a little tree on a piece of paper next to it and it would be considered art!

any crap is considered art these days. Michael Angelo must be rolling over in his grave seeing what has become of art in modern times!
 
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I can see your vision Joe, filled with so much passion! So much anger! So much... pizz. Give em a ping pong ball and they will tell you a thousand emotions and feelings in which the ping pong ball represents.

I wonder if I could be an art critique? So much anger! So much passion!! lol
 
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