"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Soccer Mom Madam.... What are the odds your wife / girlfriend is a *****?

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Honestly, nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to people. Gone are the days where children could respect there parents. I read this article and I'm trying hard not to pass judgement on the women involved without hearing the entire story but its not working very well.

The article is interesting and I thought it would be a great topic for discussion. Tell me what you think.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/47805500/ns/today-today_news/?ocid=mobmsnbc11
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Traditional case of "It felt like a good idea. I didn't think about how this would adversely affect my family."

Got to wonder if she has/hasn't cheated on her husband or if the kids are even his.
 

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That would be messed up. If I had a dollar for every time I heard that story: " Some guy gets into relationship with a woman whose pregnant, settles down only to find out after the child/children are in their 20s that their not biologically his." Kinda like that old cliche.... "Mommas baby, daddy"s maybe".

Still I'm not knocking her if she is guilty of this. I like my women with some sluttish / *****rish tendencies just as much as the next dude. To each his own. It makes for a fantastic sex life. However, temper that **** with some common sence. You just have to wonder what goes through peoples mind. I mean you have children for christ"s sake. I know times are hard but Is life that bad to where you gotta put your public reputation on the line an have your children have to deal with that **** in school, and at the grocery store? Used to be when cats talked about your mother being a ho they were just jokes.....now, **** is real! What's the world coming to. Just goes to show you, can't turn a ***** into a house wife . Game for the ages if you ask me.
 
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