Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Soccer Mom Hides Six Dead Infants

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I wish I were making this 5hit up...

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/maples-soccer-mom-charged-280151872.html

This part pisses me off:

But life began spiralling downward recently because of financial pressures caused by Giesbrecht's gambling, court was told.

The money issues, which led to her being charged with fraud, had triggered problems in the marriage that became apparent during an interview with the probation officer last summer. Giesbrecht's husband lost his cool in front of the worker and had to be removed from the room after he refused to calm down, court documents state.
Her husband got mad at the bytch for giving her hell about fvcking up the finances, and HE was removed? I'd say he had every right to be mad.

And now she has six dead infants in her storage locker. I'll bet the husband was at fault for that one too :S
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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