"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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So You Want?

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To change?
-Stop sitting on your ass

To get a girlfriend
-If that's all you wanted, find your vagina and the desperate fatty eyefvcking you.

To get rid of acne because you believe it's the only reason why you can't pick up?
-Grab some turpentine and a metal brush (I hear if you get the one with different metals, it's more effective), and scrub your face.

To get experience but you are too scared of rejection
-Play the Sims. Nothing will beat 100% love in 10 minutes (or less), all the time

To have hundreds of *****es surrounding you daily, asking for you?
-Become a pimp on the street, I hear homeless people will do anything for food and a steady supply of vitamins

To pretend you know what you're doing in hopes you can be perceived as cool.
-Pay off a stripper to be your girlfriend for a month. You can't go wrong with that.

To be a pickup master?
Read.
Test.
Assess.
Read.
Test.
Assess.
(* infinity (+6))

Why does this work?
You READ material. You TEST material to see what works for you, what doesn't, and you ASSESS how it'll fit into future game. You read some more, and eventually, you can just flip your palm upside down and say you never show girls your soft side and use it as an opener. Why, because anything works in the hands of a master.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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This post has a sarcastic feeling to it, but overall I like it because it reminds us to TAKE ACTION in order to IMPROVE our lives. Good post.
 

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The turpentine and metal brush work like a charm :p. Good post, a nice sober reminder of what the alternatives are to actually manning up and doing what it takes to be your best.
 
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