"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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so you got the girl but your a virgin :(

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Ok guys so my question is simple. If im start to pick up several chicks and hang out with them and i have hte chance to have sex with them, what do i do? should i just look at it as a learning experience? I have a feeling i would be super nervous being a virgin and all. Any ideas? I hear the first time is always the worst.

So guys any suggestions? i just dont wana come off as a really great guy and then totally f*ck it up in the sack cuz that would be much worse then f*ckin it up anywhere else.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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If you give a girl four orgasms and then come on the first thrust, she's not going to remember that you're a minute man.
 
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Yeah. One suggestion: get drunk before you do it. :p One of two things will happen.

1: You fail to get an errection (bad mo-jo.)

2: You become a '2 minute man'. (good mo-jo.)

Booze usually helps me go on for longer. Weird, but true.
 
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Dont stress!

trippychip: Dont worry about it man, the fact is, is that you WONT be a sex g0d your first few times of having sex, but use the 1st few times as a learning experiance and dont worry too much about what they will think of you afterwards, just go for it. Seeing as that you are 17, i dont they will EXPECT you to be this great lover, so dont stress man... go for it, and the morer you'll have sex, the beetter u will get... but u HAVE to start someone, so start here and now. There are MANY women out there, if one or 2 of them will think "less" of u because of ur first few times having sex werent "good" enough, then WHO CARES? women will always be there for you to pick which one u want.


Laterz...
 
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