"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Dr Beard droppin by to giv shouts to the DJ massiv!

Been busy as fock lately man. Got my own gang and we go up the pub and pull birds and get into fights and shiat.

I got a whack in the balls the other day tho man! This chick was checkin me out and stuff but she had a bore friend with her so I go over to her and say "yo! Drop that chicken dinner and get with a winner" like right in front of his AFC ass. He's laughing and shiat and being a total ponce. He aint even standing up to me so I like grab the girl by the arm and try to take control like a real man. I tell her she is coming with me for a shag over the park but she punches me in the bollocks! The AFC loser told me to piss off and they left.

I swear I wud hav knocked that skonner on his tail but my balls hurt too much. I was worried after cos I dint get no stiffy all day but this hot milf biatch walked past me. She was like Liz Mcdonalds from coranation street and I could see her tits bouncing and I got a major boner. IT was so bad! I should have asked for a titwank but I jerked it myself at home instead.

I got a bit of flu now so I am sitting at home mostly playin playstation 2 and my mum's pelvis was playing up again so she's been home and we watched TV together.

I will catch yo boyz soon! Peace Out!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DrBeard said:
my mum's pelvis was playing up again
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:eek: What the fvck have you been doing to her, you sick freak!?!

Only kidding. Always good to see you around here, even if it is just a flying visit.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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You got H5N1, the bird flu? Best of luck man!

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