"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So yeah... MySpace can go to hell.

Eccentric

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I'm not fond of this site at all, I just have it up because some friends are on it. So what happens this week?

I get some friend requests. Decent looking girls, nothing I'd put down my drink to approach unless serious IOIs were given.

So what the hell, I add them. I try to keep my friends list small. You liking my profile doesn't mean we're friends. I went against my own judgement here... So I sent them an email a few days ago, just a simple question or to. Of course they read it within 20 minutes, never took the time to respond.

I log on today. What am I greeted with? "You have new comments!" To my surprize I've got half naked barbie doll toons "Just showing some luv", and "Thanks for the add cutie".

I read over their profiles again, they've got like 300 guy friends straight up AFCs kissing their ass. Most of these guys are A) Internet thugs, or B) Think they're Victoria Gottis 4th son.

The girls have tons of those little pictures of Prada, and Gucci crap. Pictures of Paris Hilton, and Jenna Jameson, Carmine Gotti, naked toons saying they're sexy etc. They've got some G-Unit love song crap, pink sparkles every where, and want to meet "Mr. Right".

Sad really. Attention ***** central. So I deleted them. But now that I think about it, how sad is this site? I mean yeah I've ****ed 2 girls that I met off here. That was like a year ago before the site took off.

When I stop and think about it, it reminds me of HS student council. You'd never vote for the average kid, but rather the popular kids. All these "pimps" have HB9-10 girls as friends, like having a heffer is going to effect their comments game. All these girls say they're sweet, looking for a nice man, meanwhile they've got half naked pictures up "b4 dA KluBz".

I guess I've come to terms of how bad this site really is. Props to those guys who get laid, but this is not the way to do ****. Can you picture Trent from Swingers throwing up a profile? No way in ****ing hell.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Julian

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no sh1t myspace is for douchebag emofags. i want to destroy them all.
 
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Originally posted by Julian
no sh1t myspace is for douchebag emofags. i want to destroy them all.
The highschool forum is a few clicks away. Please be respectful and dont take a dump on our board.
 

Shiftkey

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It's just the way people are. It has nothing to do with myspace. There are decent women on myspace too.
 

DonJuanMonk

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Listen to the word of the SO SUAVE ELITE SQUAD, I am part of the leader of that. I've ALREADY said before the Online Dating world caters to women only, only people who are effeminate/gay/goodlooking gayboys will have a chance on there. Real men use the real world. Fake men use the fake world (fake world = cyberspace ie = sosuave unless you're part of the SOSUAVE ELITE SQUAD) Remember SOSuave Elite Squad = Clint Eastwood, Fake DJs = random Club Yo yo yo gangsta
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Keeper

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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
Listen to the word of the SO SUAVE ELITE SQUAD, I am part of the leader of that. I've ALREADY said before the Online Dating world caters to women only, only people who are effeminate/gay/goodlooking gayboys will have a chance on there. Real men use the real world. Fake men use the fake world (fake world = cyberspace ie = sosuave unless you're part of the SOSUAVE ELITE SQUAD) Remember SOSuave Elite Squad = Clint Eastwood, Fake DJs = random Club Yo yo yo gangsta
Ah, shuttup!
 

SeldomSeen

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RE:

what in the hell? Ive banged plenty, PLENTY of women Ive met online and in the real world. What do people think? That there are servers with pictures that look like women replying back to them. Its not the sites its you yourselves.
Ive hooked up with women from MySpace, Friendster, Match, BlackPlanet etc. and in the cough cough "Real World" too as opposed to the artificial world were people are made of cheese I guess. Get a grip people. If you truly know how to run game then it doesnt matter if you met her online or at Taco Bell.
 

ER!C L!VE

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Re: RE:

Originally posted by SeldomSeen
what in the hell? Ive banged plenty, PLENTY of women Ive met online and in the real world. What do people think? That there are servers with pictures that look like women replying back to them. Its not the sites its you yourselves.
Ive hooked up with women from MySpace, Friendster, Match, BlackPlanet etc. and in the cough cough "Real World" too as opposed to the artificial world were people are made of cheese I guess. Get a grip people. If you truly know how to run game then it doesnt matter if you met her online or at Taco Bell.
w3rd.:cheer:
 
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