"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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so, whats everyone doin for new years eve?

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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I know all of us here (most of us) are gonna get waaaasted, but is anyone gonna go anywhere special? another city, country, etc

I dunno where ima go yet, but me and my friends were thinking vegas!


P.S.

Mahon and Deus stay away.
I don't want any debates on what your both wearing for that day and whose gonna look "cute"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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3countriesPlan

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me+ my gf in a hotel.. I usually try to get trashed but this year will be with her...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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mpimpin

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have a few parties to go too and wanted to get wasted unfortunately I have to dj (disk jockey) a party :( ....work comes first
 

The Kidd

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3countriesPlan said:
me+ my gf in a hotel.. I usually try to get trashed but this year will be with her...
duh! put 'em both together.. buy a bottle of tequila and play cards with her
 
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